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mcdonalds internet

Used to describe a poor internet connection, usually among players of competitive online games.
Person 1: I lost because of that guy's McDonalds internet, it was so laggy

Person 2: No johns
by Kappa// August 21, 2016
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McDonald's Time Machine

A certain period of time where a skinny and healthy person ignores all their sense of hygiene and become extremely obese and develop certain health problems.

Can also be a healthy person who actually goes into a McDonald's and eats there because when they walk out they have increased their risks of being unhealthy significantly.
Kaitlyn and Elliott used to be extremely athletic and healthy until they traveled through the McDonald's Time Machine and gained a combined 250 pounds and both developed heart disease and diabetes.
by akararules July 6, 2010
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Karl Macdonald

The West Australian version of Chuck Norris, An egg catcher, A knife catcher, A snake killer, A martial arts masters, The best bolagnese sauce maker, Winner of the golden wheel, Attended bindon rock at the age of twelve, An electrical tagger, A degree in logistics, Owns the last John Pappers trailer before he died, State pitcher, A head chef, A head mechanic, Has the Australian record of catching salmon, A professional punter, Donegans best roller driver, Know as the jackal.........
"Karl Macdonald" can snap palm trees with one kick.
by fickery April 16, 2013
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Fraser MacDonald

To consume enough alcohol (usually not a lot due to being a lightweight) that you are hospitalized and shortly after you die in hospital; and then somehow appear in school the next day.
Did you hear about Reece? He got pure Fraser Macdonald at the weekend.
by SemenOnToast May 19, 2015
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Tate Mcdonald

Stupidest nigga on Earth, he's only worried about "the gang" as well as "the bag". Pinnacle of white scum, nigga is circumcised. Uh.
I didn't qualify for the military because my IQ is 55, almost as low as Tate Mcdonald's!
by Dis Nigg a March 21, 2020
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McDonald's WiFi

1. WiFi given out at McDonald's
2. Very terrible WiFi I used when writing this
McDonald's WiFi SUCKS
Real Maccas or bad WiFi
Bad WiFi m8
by SkeletonGuy November 17, 2018
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Ronald McDonald

McDonalds mascot. A clown that likes you to sit on his lap while he gets an erection.
Ronald: come on kids, take a picture on my lap. then we can go to my playland. what do you say?
by anonymous November 22, 2004
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