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Cotton Muzzle

To shove a girl's panties in her mouth as an improvised muzzling device. Done to quiet and muffle her overly loud moans and screams during sexual intercourse . A Cotton Muzzle is most often deployed when an individual is having sex with an unfamiliar female partner and such action is required as soon as one realizes that they have a real Screamer on their hands. The Cotton Muzzle provides immediate, evasive action to avoid waking up parents or roommates but does not impede the couples sexual rhythm.
Gary: Yo Braaahhh. What's up. Did you bring that chick home from the bar last night? I thought I heard a scream but went back to sleep.
Carl: Yea brooohhh. I was beatin dem guts up good. That bitch was a screamer yo. I couldn't stop banging dat ass so I had to give her the old Cotton Muzzle before she woke everyone up.
by Eaton Holgoode April 8, 2015
mugGet the Cotton Muzzlemug.

Walrus Muzzle

A woman so fat and grotesque that her gelatinous sacks of tit flubber create a cleavage "death valley" of sorts, extending lower than thought possible before the advent of the phrase "super size me". Simultaneously, twin travesties of repugnant flesh create an unholy "camel toe" or "mooseknuckle" or "holy fucking shit stab my eyes out immediately" extending unnaturally far north and actually coming in contact with the aforementioned "death valley". This creates the nightmarish trench of fear and loathsome disgust known as a "Walrus Muzzle".
Jesse: Hey Ryan, check out the walrus muzzle on her. (Motions with eyebrows to nearby woman that looks like an upright Jabba the Hutt in tights.)
Ryan: HOLY FUCKING HELL THAT IS DISGUSTING AND... (stabs own eyes)
Jesse: ... (stabs own eyes)
by The ACC Carpentry Class 2009 January 28, 2009
mugGet the Walrus Muzzlemug.

meat muzzle

slang reference for a penis. particularly when fellatio is being performed on it.
To silence someone by inserting your penis in their mouth.....i.e.; If you don't shut up , I'm gonna whip out the meat muzzle.
by John Stahley January 25, 2008
mugGet the meat muzzlemug.

muzzle flash

When you shoot a gun, fire comes out the end of the barrel(the muzzle). This is the muzzle flash. Usualy it's how you can find someone shooting at you.
In world war one, most soldiers couldn't see the enemy, they just shot at the enemy's muzzle flash.
by MuzlFlash September 1, 2003
mugGet the muzzle flashmug.

muzzle loader

When you are doing a chick in the ass, right after you pull out her anus is still expanded and you insert your dip into her anus then stick your dick in and continue. Hence you are loading the muzzle.
I was bored so i muzzle loaded that bitch!

My pledge name is Muzzle Loader
by Coach Taylor September 30, 2007
mugGet the muzzle loadermug.

Muzzle the goat

To give oral sex, The act of sucking ones penis
Romeo: I went on a date with Jess last night
AJ: oh yeah...did she Muzzle the Goat?
Romeo: Like a true champ!
by DJ Or Derb May 22, 2011
mugGet the Muzzle the goatmug.

Muzzle pint

When you walk up behind a friend and hold a pint upto their mouth and see if they can down its contents. Normally ends up I the victim coughing up beer!!!

Muzzle pint!
When you walk up behind a friend and hold a pint upto their mouth and see if they can down its contents. Normally ends up I the victim coughing up beer!!!

Muzzle pint!
by Barnsey82 June 2, 2013
mugGet the Muzzle pintmug.

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