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Munted

When some thing is destroyed, misshapen or wrecked.
"see that car crash?"
"Yeah. The car got munted"
by blackie_nz_rox August 3, 2007
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Munted

MUH-N-TEHD: ADJECTIVE

1: New Zealand term for "retard".

2: Broken beyond repair.
"Dude, you're fucking munted!"

"HAHA, that munted girl just walked into a wall!"

"My phone is so munted! Guess I'm going shopping for a new one..."

"That fucking munted machine just stole my dollar!"
by thatONEgirlYOUknow.... August 25, 2009
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munting

sadly...........

a depraved sexual act whereupon two people dig up a corpse, and once exhumed; (sigh :( ) one person stradles its face while the other jumps on its stomach until its half rotting entrails gush out of its mouth. ....aperantly....
e.g. TOM "hey jane lets go dig up that dead guy"
JANE "sure tommy lets go"
TOM "ok jane now you sit on his face remember to cover your nose!"
JANE "im ready tommy"
TOM "whump whump whump whump whump...."
by bearnard lancaster January 18, 2004
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Munting

To zone out due to the effect of (usually) illicit drugs. This sometimes involves the rolling of eyes, involuntary body shakes and serious gurning. see -Gurning
We lost Dave, but then found him in the corner of the club munting out.
by salads June 18, 2009
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Munted

the rejection of ones brain due to relentless bombardment of an overwhelming chemical arsenel. To violate ones grey matter and turn it into pancake batter.
sooo...ummm...does this mean you want an example of a time that i witnessed muntedness or an actual sentence with the word in it.....because i could do both...the question is a bit vague..have you ever though of giving a few example of expected examples...hmm maybe that could be under example....anyway before i start rambling...whats this next question...Category....so many questions so little time...
by Ian Hard February 27, 2004
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Munted

The state one reaches when highly under
the influence of MDMA or ecstacy.
That Motherfucker was so munted he thought
that the clock was trying to eat him.
by Eagleman January 17, 2008
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munted

something that is not right; demented, retarded
someone is MUNTED, something unexplainable is MUNTED
by Evie G June 8, 2003
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