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mouthful of freckles

The act of performing fellatio on a red headed male, as popularized by the song "Just Pretend", a collaboration between "Walking Dead" star Emily Kinney and noted bassist Conrad Korsch.
I feel an ache, hunger low in my tummy; a mouthful of freckles sure sounds yummy
by tumbleweaves October 28, 2013
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mouth full of cornchips

This term is used for unfortunate people with terrible teeth..
Often used on Hillbillies with yellow and bad teeth and accompanying cheesey breath.
Alan- "How was your date the other night buddy?"

Tim- " It was OK until she opened her gob, she had a mouth full of cornchips in there and it was a hideous sight."
by clownlager March 2, 2010
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mouth full of vaseline

When one speaks to you and you cannot decipher a word that they say. Or when a person speaks uncontrollably and babbles without any flow or direction. It is permissible to yell "vaseline" and cut one of thes unfazed individuals off.
Man, that guy was talkin with a mouth full of vaseline. What the hell was he talking about?
by Brentus August 23, 2005
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Glastonbury Mouthful

To completely insert one's erect penis and testicles into another one's mouth.
"Aw man, I was getting a blow-job from my girlfriend last night and all of a sudden she gobbled up my nuts at the same time to pull off a Glastonbury mouthful."
by Dan, Bryan and Troy April 17, 2007
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Montana Mouthful

When a boy or a girl gets cock and balls slammed into his or her mouth.
"Dude, my girlfriend and I were messing around last night and i gave her a Montana mouthful."
"Ew, i don't need to know about that."
"...I'll give u one."
by Kobe Whitlock May 26, 2009
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mouthllusion

when you see a really pretty, beautiful and hot girl or boy and you try to talk to them, but after they open their mouth, you run away. It's either the smell, awful teeth or just crazy low man voice (for a woman) that scares the shit out of you and makes the illusion of pretty face disappear forever.
A: hey look at that girl, ain't she hooooott?
B: go talk to her!
THE GIRL: MOOOO
A: omg no her teeth look like they belong to a cow

A: hey look at that boy, ain't he hooooott?
B: go talk to him!
THE BOY: Hey, how are you?
A: omg no, i could smell all the garbage in the world from his mouth. Let's just get out of here. He's a real mouthllusion.
by grumpyme February 21, 2013
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Mouth Full of Pennies

when you go down on your girl...you know eat her up....its the taste of her va jay jay.... like a mouth full of pennies.
you know what im talkin about
by TheMouth October 20, 2008
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