Moss

1, An old drunk that shits their pants and sends money to women

2, A loser thats never achieved a thing in their life

3, Someone with bad breath, no teeth and a drinking problem

4, found past out drunk on a mens room floor with pubes stuck to his face and a condom hanging from his ass

1, i took a wikked moss,, my god it was horrible,, and now i'm broke and my ass hurts

2, i'm just being a moss all my life

3, if i had any clean breath or teeth i wouldnt be such a moss

4, i have got to learn not to drink till a blackout, it's so moss of me to wake up with pubes on my face and condoms hanging from my ass

by Dpcx MrPerfect October 17, 2012

moss

fungus like vegitation that grows on trees mostly.

Hey, Look at that tree with that moss all over it!

by mellowknee January 04, 2006

moss

1. a HUGE MESS, but, in an endearing sort of way; 2. Rebecca.

She is such a huge moss; one time she dropped her grilled cheese in front of an entire tour group!

by mossy rock October 08, 2009

Moss

A person you meet and think they are an asshole, but after awhile they start to grow on you.

That guy over there is the moss man!

by moss1972 April 11, 2010

Moss

To miss one with such missingness that theres no way that they can miss you more.

I moss you so much

by Annabelle May August 17, 2010

moss

a super secret slang word for marijuana.

hey man... you got any moss over there?
yeah, bud, it's damn green over here!
rock n roll!

by jC September 01, 2003

moss

1. The best reciever in the NFL...Hands Down...and whoever wrote #9 is prolly a Packer fan who can kiss Randy Moss's ass ;)

2. The supafreak the the most dangerous threat in teh NFL

Al Harris: Damn Brett i cant sleep...

Brett Favre: Why not bro?

Al Harris" I gotta guard Randy 2mro man im havin nightnmares over here!

Favre: yeah good luck with that im happy im not on the field at the same time with that man!

by that supa freak 18 March 10, 2005