MORTAL KOMBAT

1) girl is going down on guy
2) guy is about to cum
3) guy screams MORTAL KOMBAT !!!
4) girl looks up to see why he screams that
5) guy cums in girls face
6) guy puts hands together, bows and says "..fatality"
7) guy laughs and probably starts running

"a chick was going down on me and just as i was about to nut, I yelled MORTAL KOMBAT. She got a facial and i said in a Darth Vader voice .... fatality"

by ... nobody June 03, 2007

mortal kombat

aggressive masterbation; playing with one's self; releashing fury of pleasure

"Ready for some mortal kombat?"
"damn, i've been playing mortal kombat all day. my hand is sore"

by ChauMaster March 09, 2005

Mortal Kombat

Mortal Kombat (verb) :- To chain a succession of sexual finishers that run in a specific order:

1) A Donkey Punch
2) Angry Pirate
3) Spiderman
4) Strawberry Milkshake
5) Pearl Necklace
6) Frosty Hitler
7) Superman Punch

In essence, one is "finishing" one's opponent.

"FINISH HER! MORTAL KOMBAT! Fatality..."

"Yeah, Steven I Mortal Kombated that bitch last night."

"That slut is so into Mortal Kombat."

by jpcymru July 14, 2009

Mortal kombat

A tablet ecstasy drug which has the mortal kombat logo on it and is mixed with legal drugs (sugar, caffeine, etc.)

John took mortal kombat and got high.

by Human92 March 12, 2014

Mortal Kombat

A game you play after GTA San Andreas.

Mortal Kombat is better than fortnite

by rgurtfgtrfg reegvtrf October 02, 2020

The Mortal Kombat

When a man has his penis inside said partner's mouth and is about to finish, and screams "Finish him/her", grabs their head and begins to violently thrash, punch, and shake their partner's head until ejaculation, ending with screaming "Fatality" at orgasm.

Damn, looks like she got the Mortal Kombat treatment from Steve last night.

by The_Whiley_One May 05, 2015

mortal kombat

Series of 2d side-scrolling Fighting games released on a number of platforms.

Famed for violent deaths for the losing fighter, unrealistic yet interesting and origianal moves, seemingly unlimited ways of killing your opponent and a fantastic multiplayer.


Shit movies.

Kintaro and classic sub-zero rule.

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004