Today, I got a new phone and someone called saying my son was say profanities in class and making rude gestures towards the teacher, they gave me the phone to talk to "James" I told him to keep up the good work. I don't have a son. MLIA.
by I'm just that guy April 17, 2010
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n00b: LOL. i voted for this: your cafeteria ladies are stupid, more stupider than my cafeteria ladies. LOL.
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Could they even be a stupid as you? Nah, probably not.
You're so stupid.
GTFO
MLIA Commenters:
Could they even be a stupid as you? Nah, probably not.
You're so stupid.
GTFO
by thatmsufan December 17, 2010
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by ZackandMartin June 26, 2009
Get the MLIA mug.An acronym for "My Life is Average".
A site that parodies FML, where people post their "average" stories. The format consists of posting the story, and then putting the acronym MLIA afterwards.
Lately, many of the comments on the stories by members are people complaining about the site isn't "average" anymore, but instead full of funny stories that actually make people laugh.
Apparently these people are stupid and can't accept change. Maybe they need to move out of their parents' basements and stop dragging society down with their shit.
A site that parodies FML, where people post their "average" stories. The format consists of posting the story, and then putting the acronym MLIA afterwards.
Lately, many of the comments on the stories by members are people complaining about the site isn't "average" anymore, but instead full of funny stories that actually make people laugh.
Apparently these people are stupid and can't accept change. Maybe they need to move out of their parents' basements and stop dragging society down with their shit.
Today at school, my friend went into one of the large storage cupboards. When he came out a few minutes later, I asked, "How was Narnia?" Without missing a beat, he replied, "Hogwarts was better." MLIA.
by Shit, Son January 6, 2010
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Get the MLINA mug.Miaad is a beautiful thick talented ass woman. She is so beautiful she looks like she was carved by the greek gods. She has a killer body and everyone loves how nice and humble she is. She is someone who would never turn her back on you and would stay with you till the end. She is someone you should hold onto forever, don't get on her bad side though. Be friends with Miaad.
by syhnjtj January 23, 2018
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Today while visiting my grandfather in a nursing home, I saw an elderly man drinking from a pepper shaker. MLIA
Today, I was outside walking my dog. I saw a guy walking up the street. He was very muscular guy and he was wearing a short, sparkly dress. His friends were walking behind him taking pictures.I asked him why he had on a dress and he said that he lost a bet. I took a picture with him. MLIA
Today, I was outside walking my dog. I saw a guy walking up the street. He was very muscular guy and he was wearing a short, sparkly dress. His friends were walking behind him taking pictures.I asked him why he had on a dress and he said that he lost a bet. I took a picture with him. MLIA
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