Aka Duchess of Cambridge. She is the beautiful, stylish wife of Prince William and his three adorable children.
by Mylameusername February 21, 2022
a subtle blend of mental dysfunction and the purest form of evil genius, tantalisingly marinated in succulent twist of depravity.
Tim Middleton is a psycho
by DCLXVI February 21, 2005
Wow! Look at that Ben Middleton with the 9 inch cock, juggling chainsaws while singing the national anthem.
by Gut_Shot_Ben December 18, 2016
Inbread village in north east england ridden with drugs, fat bastards, badly modified cars, swingers and illegal pubs
middleton in teesdale is a shithole
by Isaac coxs September 12, 2020
Trogladyte cretin with ginger hair and a shit trim like that small scottish don out of Brave. Likes having nights out with Mr.Snelling and the boys, and is a sucker for a ketty wobbler.
by Salvador Dali if he was EDL February 07, 2022
He married a Kate Middleton, who at least gave him kids even if she brings nothing else to the table. I hope he got a prenup!
by FroggerCottage March 05, 2022
The soon to be pretty damn hot queen of england, and by far the hottest member of the english royal family
by rob_96 April 28, 2011