Kate Middleton

Aka Duchess of Cambridge. She is the beautiful, stylish wife of Prince William and his three adorable children.

Every single time Kate Middleton wears something, it immediately sells out in every single country.

by Mylameusername February 20, 2022

Tim Middleton

a subtle blend of mental dysfunction and the purest form of evil genius, tantalisingly marinated in succulent twist of depravity.

Tim Middleton is a psycho

by DCLXVI February 20, 2005

Harry Middleton

Trogladyte cretin with ginger hair and a shit trim like that small scottish don out of Brave. Likes having nights out with Mr.Snelling and the boys, and is a sucker for a ketty wobbler.

That's a Harry Middleton right there, he's scratching his arse and sniffing it!

by Salvador Dali if he was EDL February 7, 2022

middleton in teesdale

Inbread village in north east england ridden with drugs, fat bastards, badly modified cars, swingers and illegal pubs

middleton in teesdale is a shithole

by Isaac coxs September 12, 2020

ben middleton

Somebody with a massive penis. Is amazing at everything in life.

Wow! Look at that Ben Middleton with the 9 inch cock, juggling chainsaws while singing the national anthem.

by Gut_Shot_Ben December 18, 2016

Kate Middleton

A woman whose only asset in a relationship is producing children and smiling.

He married a Kate Middleton, who at least gave him kids even if she brings nothing else to the table. I hope he got a prenup!

by FroggerCottage March 5, 2022

Kate Middleton

The soon to be pretty damn hot queen of england, and by far the hottest member of the english royal family

Kate Middleton, the term posh wank just got a whole new meaning

by rob_96 April 28, 2011