Middy Whisper

You drop your guts then bend over and breath it in then blow it on your loved ones (or anyone close by)!

Heh baby, you're a bit ugly for a fuck but I'll Middy Whisper you!

by Middy999 February 28, 2017

Middy Effect

When you interact with middy you fall into chaos

Jaws a nice person fell into the middy effect and turned into a mean person
Fear a normal person fell into the middy effect and being a unnormal person

by Just_middy December 22, 2022

Middie Slap

The act of bitch slapping a MAN

That boy is such a douche bag. I AM GOING TO MIDDIE SLAP HIM.

by ALLIETATA May 22, 2011

Middy Scale

Also referred to as the "midi scale," it is a binary scale akin to the 1-10 hotness scale - except that it goes from 0-1. Its name originates from the lacrosse culture of the suburbs surrounding Boston, MA,USA.

1's on the middy scale are those who meet your standards, and whom you would do the nasty with

0's on the middy scale are so physically repulsive that they still look like a bad idea after heavy drinking - a solid "hell no"

--lad #1: "hey look at that girl! over there SOLID one the middy scale"
--lad #2: "yeah but look at her friend, that's a zero even on a good day"
--lad #1: "oh damn, I thought that was just an effeminate dude!"

by lolsquid January 29, 2014

F Middy

Your lord and master. Invincible. Not only feared by males, but adored by females.

F Middy owns your bitch ass.

by DJ Esus July 19, 2004

Middy

Shortened term for “midnight.” Often used in conjunction with “pre-middy biddy” or “post-middy biddy” to define a person you are describing.

Friend - “Who was the girl you met last night? Was she a baddie?”
You - “she was was a pre-middy biddy my guy. I think she’s the one.”
Friend - “yeah mate sure. Whenever you that that you smash and dash so she’s for sure a post-middy biddy.”

by kngf222 March 26, 2022

middie

a mid girl

Dude shes a middie not a baddie

by p8 January 20, 2023