Midlife crisis

When a man approaches midlife and buys a Porsche to seem young and cool

I am worried about James, I think he is going through a midlife crisis, he just bought a Porsche and now thinks he is younger.

by Ionlyspeakthetruth90 November 9, 2018

midlife crisis

"When an old man buys twenty lamborghinis." -Diggy Simmons

"A man with a midlife crisis buys a corvette, a man with a lamborghini has no crisis." -Joseph "Rev Run" Simmons

by logitechamerica June 20, 2007

I'm having a midlife crisis

if this gets published i'll Indiana Jones laso my dick and swing on it

I'm having a midlife crisis please helm me HELP! OH GOD!

****SATIRE*****

by Baznigger April 25, 2019

midlife crisis

The point in an adults life where they get all concerned that they're old and start acting what they think is 'young'.

He was calling the kids on the street dude and saying like a lot. It was scary.

by Dudette March 23, 2005

Midlife Crisis

A time in every true bros life. It is a last ditch effort to remember their roots and return to the true acts of brotholicism.

guy 1: My dad's going through his midlife crisis
guy 2: How do you know?
guy 1: Well, he jumped out of a plane at 15,000 feet, been hitting bars every night, bought a motorcycle, bought a drumset and guitar which he cant play, and I'm pretty sure he's having sex with my girlfriend.
guy 2: He is indeed a true bro

by DERPdaDERPdaDERPdaDERP.......2 April 25, 2011

midlife crisis

When your 40-60 and your riding a motor cycle with long hair and beard (usually going white) and a bandana to cover it.

You see that old guy on the Harley, he must be having a midlife crisis

by Al "The Computer Guy" April 16, 2004

Midlife Crisis

A group of middle-aged (or over) men dressed in biker gear with beards.

Usually found near motor bikes and are the biggest softies you will ever meet.

"Wow john look at that Midlife Crisis over there"-Pat
"Ye Pat, must be about 5 of them"- John

by JammyDodger234 July 2, 2018