Being so aroused by the characters, events, or interactions on Criminal Minds that your body brings itself to climax of its own accord.
Mom: Honey I heard shouts from your room last Wednesday at 9/8c.
Daughter: Oh don't worry mom I was just criminal mindsturbating.
Daughter: Oh don't worry mom I was just criminal mindsturbating.
by katiedahmer February 22, 2011
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I hit it off with this chick at the bar but she totally blew me off. What a Mickster!
I got passed up for a promotion at work by a Mickster. She wasn't even excited and went straight to happy hour for an IPA.
I got Mickster'ed at the bar after unsuccessfully trying to get her number for 3 hours!
I got passed up for a promotion at work by a Mickster. She wasn't even excited and went straight to happy hour for an IPA.
I got Mickster'ed at the bar after unsuccessfully trying to get her number for 3 hours!
by stevieb750 April 9, 2013
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The thinking process that is direct alignment with success;
A learned way of thinking that focuses on opportunities and goodness, as opposed to adversity and inabilities.
The thinking process that is direct alignment with success;
A learned way of thinking that focuses on opportunities and goodness, as opposed to adversity and inabilities.
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by Jdm45 April 29, 2021
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2.) knowing pi to the 100th place is a mindsplosion
by VicyToriA April 2, 2011
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Bill-“That Taco Bell gave me massive diarrhea”
Steve- “Same, but I didn’t quite make it in time so I just pulled a midsquat.”
Steve- “Same, but I didn’t quite make it in time so I just pulled a midsquat.”
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