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criminal mindsturbating

Being so aroused by the characters, events, or interactions on Criminal Minds that your body brings itself to climax of its own accord.
Mom: Honey I heard shouts from your room last Wednesday at 9/8c.
Daughter: Oh don't worry mom I was just criminal mindsturbating.
by katiedahmer February 22, 2011
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Mickster

A term for a non-committal, yet successful, single professional female that has surpassed the dreaded 30 year old mark. Micksters aren't quite like cougars, but they are not far off the mark. They think they can still relate with the twenty something crowd and often congregate in dive bars and watering holes during happy hour. Girly drinks such as cosmos don't apply to Micksters and they are satisfied shot-gunning heavily hopped up beers. Micksters are often characterized by their witty personalities and sensible attire such as comfortable flat shoes. You will never see a Mickster with a boyfriend because they are too busy being non-committal and downing said alcoholic beverages. If gone unchecked a Mickster will go straight passing cougar status and enter "sugar mama" status after 10 years.
I hit it off with this chick at the bar but she totally blew me off. What a Mickster!

I got passed up for a promotion at work by a Mickster. She wasn't even excited and went straight to happy hour for an IPA.

I got Mickster'ed at the bar after unsuccessfully trying to get her number for 3 hours!
by stevieb750 April 9, 2013
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Positive Mindset

A healthy way of thinking that produces harmony and good results;

The thinking process that is direct alignment with success;

A learned way of thinking that focuses on opportunities and goodness, as opposed to adversity and inabilities.
Toni strives for a positive mindset so she can accomplish more and see better results.
by RickyRaindrop April 26, 2015
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mindsplosion

when something blows your mind

something that blows your mind or is unbelievable
1.) i had a mindsplosion when my parents gave me a new car

2.) knowing pi to the 100th place is a mindsplosion
by VicyToriA April 2, 2011
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midsquat

Running to the bathroom after Taco Bell and not quite making it in time so you shart all over the toilet seat.
Bill-“That Taco Bell gave me massive diarrhea
Steve- “Same, but I didn’t quite make it in time so I just pulled a midsquat.”
by Turbo Moisturizer June 5, 2018
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midstorm

oh there goes midstorm insulting short and fat kids
by Scupy the Scup May 15, 2018
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