Mega pint

A larger pint usually to sooth the pain caused by someone shitting in your bed.
Lawyer: Then you took a mega pint?
Some pirate: Where you there?
by Adont_hither April 24, 2022
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Mega Knight

A legendary card in clash royale. Users of this card are usually virgins who thrive in their mothers basement and only come out to use their moms credit card and purchase gems. The mega knight itself is a fat piece of shit with tons of armor and fists full of spikes. This shitbag needs to be nerfed
"Hey, thanks for coming out to me." "No problem, I just knew using a mega knight was the best way of telling you that I was Gay."
by LocalDroid80 November 12, 2020
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a mega pint

a mega pint or a mega pint of wine is allegedly a drink that a man drinks after having a heated argument with her abusive bitch of a wife who is having affairs with multiple men
Rottenborn: “You poured yourself a mega pint of red wine?”
Depp: “A mega pint? I poured myself a large glass of wine. I thought it necessary,”
by comfortablybalanced April 22, 2022
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Mega pint

False unit of measurement typically used for red wine.
Lawyer: You poured yourself a mega pint of wine, is that correct?
Johnny: A... Mega pint?
by AshleyCinders April 26, 2022
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Mega knight

Another way of coming out as lgbtq
Hey I used mega knight on my deck today

Congrats on coming out!!
by Nate is 6’7 June 28, 2021
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Mega Pint

The amount of alcohol necessary to deal with the fact your abusive wife just cut off your finger.
"After you sustained an injury to your finger, you poured yourself a mega pint of red wine, correct?"
by Yohoyoho ho ho ho April 30, 2022
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Mega Knight

A Mega Knight is a card in the mobile game known as Clash Royal, which is only used by whores and mega fags. When having a huge push built up and getting a Mega Knight dropped right on your dick will surely have you think about killing yourself. When your man smoocher opponent slaps down a Mega Knight you might as well close the app and delete it cause that is an insta loss.
I made fourteen kids kill them selfs today because i put Mega Knight in my deck
by MegaKnightHater69 June 21, 2021
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