Mayan Butt Plug

When your friend comes back from a trip to South America with a souvenir that resembles a butt plug. You immediately call him out on it but he insists it's a Mayan keepsake...but we all know what it is.

"Hey guys I got you this Mayan souvenir from my trip to South America." "You mean this Mayan Butt Plug?"

by The card says moops May 28, 2017

Mayan

The nicest guy on the entire fucking planet. Lost his virginity a looooooong time ago. Guys swoon for him, but he is still really nice. He loves Bob Ross and loves animals, especially kitties. He always puts others before himself.

OMG I wish I could be like Mayan.

by GeekyComic316 March 30, 2021

instant mayan

when you press down real hard on your testicle and instantly flip it right in to a woman's vagina

Hey Chris you know that chick at the bar last night? I gave her an instant mayan.

by sudoadrian November 1, 2011

Mayan

It means an angel falling from the sky

Mayan is an angel

by Casuga November 22, 2021

mayan

The only person I could ever ask to be my best friend. I love you - Kadryn

Person ; Who is mayan?
Me ; Shes my sister from another mister obvi

by kadiebooboo February 17, 2022

Mayane

A nice and pretty little person. She is too nice but don't let that fool you because when her DANGEROUS side cums out she is frightening! But apart from that she is a lovely person. Perfect person to be around when you need a little laughter and is really goofy. People sometimes just describe her as dramatic cause that's all they know what to say but that's the total opposite. She just has many emotions and that's what great about her! Also she LOVES potatoes. She could kiss one all day if she could but sadly she can't because there is this mean person who stops her from letting mayane be who she is in P.E. They make fun of her and say "OH HELL NAH" but it's ok. Because she has 2 wonderful best friends that will never leave her side called Kiara and Emma. They are just wonderful and mayane is very lucky to have them. Mayane is also so fucking fine. She's a perfect best friend, friend, person, and girlfriend. Watch out Gilberto and Orell. *smirk*

*Mayane and Kiara walking the track in P.E*
Sees potato and the mean girl
Potatoes sister says "LOOK THAT'S MY FRIEND" *and points to mayane*
Then a MAGICAL moment we will NEVER EVER forget the mean girl and potato say

"OH HELL NAH"

by your._.kiarita April 28, 2022

Mayan Chief

A slot machine, popularized in Atlantic City, New Jersey. The experience gets better when you repeat the name over and over, causing more men to become aroused.

I sat down at the Mayan Chief and won 200 free spins. MAYAN CHIEF! MAYAN CHIEF! MAYAN CHIEF!

by Triple Sip July 14, 2024