Mayan Butt Plug

When your friend comes back from a trip to South America with a souvenir that resembles a butt plug. You immediately call him out on it but he insists it's a Mayan keepsake...but we all know what it is.

"Hey guys I got you this Mayan souvenir from my trip to South America." "You mean this Mayan Butt Plug?"

by The card says moops May 28, 2017

Mayan

A nigga who gets mad hoes and will steal your girl.

Yo Mayan just banged my mom

by Mayan Detman October 3, 2019

Mayan

A Thot that got gets with more than one guy in the same night one of the guys are issac she a hoe but she is hot

Oh my god I wanna get with every guys here tonight

Common don’t be a Mayan

by Yossi Dahan December 1, 2018

Mayan Mississippi Handshake

A sexual cosplay act involving five or more males and females performing an ancient Mayan rite of passage ritual with ghost pepper dildos.

I'll never forget my first Mayan Mississippi Handshake!

by Ttown49 April 1, 2017

instant mayan

when you press down real hard on your testicle and instantly flip it right in to a woman's vagina

Hey Chris you know that chick at the bar last night? I gave her an instant mayan.

by sudoadrian November 1, 2011

the mayan pyramid

It is when you get your dick sucked and your ass ate (or your pussy ate and as ate dealers choice) at the same time.

Bro, I was the top of the Mayan pyramid last night it was awesome.

by coolesthentai July 7, 2023

Mayan

It means an angel falling from the sky

Mayan is an angel

by Casuga November 22, 2021