Mattress Route

Sleeping your way to the top.

Amy: how did she get that job.
Araksi: that slut? she took the mattress route.

by Araksi P. July 26, 2010

Mattress Mamboo

Fucking, banging, having sex

MOCO: It's mattress mamboo time!!!

Lisa: Yeah yeah!!!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009

mattress-stabber

A huge boner in the morning hours.

"When I awoke this morning, I was sleeping face-down and had a raging mattress-stabber. I hope my water bed isn't leaking."

by dymebag dave June 11, 2009

mattress actress

A prostitute; in particular one who will vocally and physically simulate orgasmic pleasure for her clients.

Jade, the coutesan, is renowned for being a high class mattress actress for those who can afford her services.

by fiery69 May 17, 2006

mattress back whore

A girl closely related to or one and the same as a "Cum Guzzling Gutter Slut" So ready for sex that she has a mattress strapped to her back at all times.

Rob's nickname for his girlfriend was either "Mattress Back Whore" or "Cum Guzzling Gutter Slut" though he rarely called her those names in public.

by xeno1 February 11, 2014

Mattress Test Pilot

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

Mattress Reverb

When you fart in bed, typically on your back, and your fart echoes throughout your mattress. This does not work with memory foam mattresses; only "hollow" spring-based mattresses can resound the fart. (Abbreviated from mattress reverberation).

To compound the dutch oven effect of farting in bed, I farted with my ass to the mattress, making sure I got plenty of mattress reverb. The resounding effect made the fart so loud that it woke up my girlfriend.

by ILL203 November 5, 2010