Hit me in the curry and call me masala

This is a word that makes no sense. It is how Asian people confuse their enemies in a fight. E.g. Hey you, don't punch me in the face. Just Hit me in the curry and call me masala. Whilst their enemy is confused the Asian makes a run for it. This is a funny and confusing phrase because it makes no sense.

E.g. Bro allow me, just Hit me in the curry and call me masala.

by Mr AsianMan July 26, 2018

Every Breath You Tikka Masala Burger

A special Bob's Burgers burger that features tikka masala flavors

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Every Breath You Tikka Masala Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Masala Nuts

When the human male contracts every single sexually transmitted disease known to mankind that one would rather copulate with a three week old seekh kabab skewer that was left outside on the streets of Karachi.

Amanda: God damn it, my crotch has been on fire since last night!
Brittany: Wait, did you fuck Vighnesh?
Amanda: Well yeah. There wasn't any other human male within a 500 mile radius of Devanahalli.
Brittany: Serves you right. Didn't you know he has masala nuts? He's on the UN watchlist for masala nuts.

by knottyfibre January 23, 2024

tiki masala

i'ts one of the most deadly black magic from the tika masala tribe from Uganda and It can only be used by a man with an 18 inch elefant cock with minimal balls

i use tiki masala

by cumsted October 15, 2020

Masala nigga

An individual descending from the Indian subcontinent who display nigga behaviour.

The masala nigga popped a perc and let them thangs go.

by LotDebussy May 20, 2025

Dubai Masala Accent

The kinda accent you associate with the indians in Dubai that don't really sound that indian, but also you can faintly hear the indian-ness when they speak, but its mixed with a sort of american accent. Unique to Dubai Indians who grew up in Dubai

Bro, you totally have a dubai masala accent.

by ittybittykittytitty May 27, 2021

Masala blog

A blog that excessively indulges in yellow journalism and celebrity worshipping.
It's the blog version of a tabloid, usually lacks original content but tries to pretend like it's very essential for the internet community.

masala blogs are maintained to keep people's low self-esteems hidden

by maapi October 05, 2006