Marphia

Marphia is a mix of a girl named Marley and a girl named Sophia, Marley is the girl who is a smart brunette, Sophia on the other hand is a dumb blond

Oh my gee did you see Jessica’s shirrrrrrt marphia is on their way

by big closet hore August 9, 2018

marple highschool

Hell on earth. Legend says 90% of cum dumpsters have graduated from this school.

You see there's leaders and there's followers But I'd rather be a dick than a swallower

- marple highschool quote of the week

by steel enjoyer 69 April 22, 2022

Marple Hall School

A school full of cunts who will all fail their GCSE's cos the teachers are awful

Marple Hall School is shit

by Mr Barker & Mrs Gregory May 17, 2022

Marphuc

A wild beast found in the swamps of the brisbane river. Carnivorous and blood thirsty, the wild Marphuc is usually associated with being the ugliest and smelliest known mammal. Whilst it may be a barefoot bogan, if you get to know them, the wild Marphuc will be a good friend, as long as you get used to their obsessive cult-like body shop products.

“Jeez that Marphuc stinks!”

by Maggot potatoe September 5, 2022

marpat

Marpat is the better of the two existing digital patterns: the ones used by U.S. Marines and that Canadian "forces" thing north of here.
was perfected for the use of soldiers
that actually do stuff.

GI Joe: Hey, lets go buy our new digital uniforms and actually put them to use.

Gi Schmo: Who doesn't?

Gi Joe: Those guys up north.

Gi Schmo: they have an army?

Gi Joe: I wouldn't blame you for not knowing.

Both: HA HA HA HA HA!...

by Col May 5, 2005

marping

The sound a cat makes when it wants something or everything.

I knew it was dinnertime because I could hear the cat marping for food.

by pseudobree September 16, 2010

Marphos

A creepy guy beyond all human levels.

That guy is such a marphos

by CatchMeNow35 January 19, 2011