majestic

when 2 girls spoon on a sunbed and read

oh wow amy and ash u look so majestic lying there reading

by luke jones slows September 5, 2023

Majestic

Michael Storen

Michael is so majestic, please oil up 🚡🚡🚡🚡

by AbungaMcHunga May 16, 2025

Majestic Michael

A complete god.

Majestic Michael

by Hi I’m Michael March 11, 2019

majestic nite

Describing a seemingly uneventfull evening but, after a few phone calls and ringings at the door bell, the evening turns out to be a nite of immaculate proportions.

I needed to rest last night, but the phone rang, the door bell rang, and I ended-up having a majestic nite.

by Carlos Mack January 6, 2008

Majestic Moose

One of the mani interesting furry animals yu mai see on a høliday in Sweden this yer.

A Majestic Moose once bit my sister ...

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst
Nordfink".

by RFenyman December 25, 2008

Majestic Piledriver

The act of skydiving off your couch without any pants while your sexual partner lays spread eagle on the ground. You have to be majestic or you will surely break it in half.

"Hey Zack, what's wrong."

"I tried a majestic piledriver last night on Paco's mom".
"And'?
"I wasn't majestic like an eagle".

by Some really white kid June 20, 2011

Majestic juice

Juice extracted from grapes and oranges to make a jeezy blend

I want some majestic juice

by The Red eyed creeper October 30, 2014