Mahir is a name for a person that is absolutely boosted in the game Valorant by people who normally have names starting with J. Mahir also LOVES to yell at his teamates and tell the people who boost him that they are baiting. Mahir also loves to masterbate.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING MAHIR"
by PoopScoop69420 December 11, 2022
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An Average Mahir Hater' stole my drink yesterday, claiming 'I nede hydzarcion,' even though he's lived for months with dry skin. He ended by saying 'Lraneing is ourbitrairy'.
by Mudane potion#069 December 25, 2024
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Rano: "Why did you forget our date night?"
Mahir: "Because of the Bari Mahir Paradox. I'm yours, so technically... you forgot it through me."
Rano: rolls eyes but secretly loves
Mahir: "Because of the Bari Mahir Paradox. I'm yours, so technically... you forgot it through me."
Rano: rolls eyes but secretly loves
by Porous oblivion April 22, 2025
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Always aware about the prevailing nomenclature
Up-to-date with all of crickets fixtures
A Benchmark has been set
Always on top of everyones bets
Can whack the googlies of Imran Tahir
After all he's our beloved Mahir
Always aware about the prevailing nomenclature
Up-to-date with all of crickets fixtures
A Benchmark has been set
Always on top of everyones bets
Can whack the googlies of Imran Tahir
After all he's our beloved Mahir
Happy New Year Mahir
by joe chapri December 31, 2021
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Often used by deeply-in-love guys who want to stay out of trouble while reminding their girl that they're hopelessly, ridiculously hers.
Often used by deeply-in-love guys who want to stay out of trouble while reminding their girl that they're hopelessly, ridiculously hers.
Rano: "Why did you forget our date night?"
Mahir: "Because of the Bari Mahir Paradox. I'm yours, so technically... you forgot it through me."
Rano: rolls eyes but secretly loves it
Mahir: "Because of the Bari Mahir Paradox. I'm yours, so technically... you forgot it through me."
Rano: rolls eyes but secretly loves it
by Porous oblivion April 22, 2025
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