Macsturbator

1. A self-righteous, blindly optimistic, and outspoken proponent of Apple products.

2. An Apple Fanboy.

Adam: "I LOVE my Mac. OS X is PERFECT! That's why it NEVER gets viruses!"

Bob: "No, OS X doesn't gets viruses because 98% of the world uses PCs, Macsturbator."

by CleffedUp July 31, 2009

macsauce

To crash a car/car accident

“Macsauce! He don’t got it!”

by Goobs69420 January 27, 2021

Crack Mac's

An infamous Mac's convenience store in downtown Calgary, a city in Alberta, Canada located in the corner of 7th Avenue and 8th Street SW. So called as it is known for being rather sketchy and crime-ridden, as well as having many people dealing crack outside in the parking lot and around the premises.

Person 1: Hey dude, wanna go to Crack Mac's?
Person 2: No thanks, I don't plan on getting mugged today.

by Trash•Gordon May 27, 2018

macsexual

A metrosexual type male, who was once a PC fanatic, who jumped on the modern day bandwagon and now owns a MacBook and an iPhone, or iPOD. This type also dismisses the popularity of the PC and commonly refers to any Windows based device as junk.

After his manicure and some shopping for 4VOO skin care products, Jeff stopped at the Apple Store and bought a MacBook and an iPhone after speaking with the salesperson for over an hour about how shitty PCs are. What a macsexual!

by cndnheat December 22, 2009

macsplat

When a male masturbates over some serious porn and spunks on his mac book, it can be a screen shot or the keyboard!

Chris " i fucked my right hand last night and did a macsplat, dude you should seen that shit, it went f***** everywhere man"

by JRF17 December 2, 2010

Macsen

He is better than you

You see Macsen over there he is soo hot

by Lord_harbek January 25, 2018

Macstruation

A syndrome that can only be cured using an iPad.

When Apple Fanboys start their macstruation, they need at least an iPad to cure it.

by mkt3000 January 27, 2010