F.H.B.S.D.T.M.D.

Fingered Her But She Didn't Touch My Dick.

PERSON #1: Hey Raaaaaaaandy, did u lay pipe on that girl you met at the show last night?

Raaaaaaaaandy: Nah man, I F.H.B.S.D.T.M.D.

by Raaaaaaaandy August 3, 2009

g.y.a.i.t.h.r.n.b.i.b.y.m.f.a

Get your ass in the house right now before I beat your mother fucking ass

Hey John g.y.a.i.t.h.r.n.b.i.b.y.m.f.a

by that guy that I am March 12, 2023

c.o.h.a.s.o.m.f

Come Over Here And Sit On My Face

Lisa C.O.H.A.S.O.M.F

by ixhate June 5, 2019

H.A.M.F

Hungery Ass Mother Fucker

Man..that H.A.M.F is really juicy.

by Melissa DeArman November 29, 2007

H double A M F

Short for "High As A Mother Fucker"

Yo brah im H double A M F

by Co Lew December 9, 2008

s.o.m.f.a.i.w.e.m.w.t.y.h

Short for Sit on my face and I'll eat my way to your heart

He wanna see S.O.M.F.A.I.W.E.M.W.T.Y.H

by Mrgill2812 June 12, 2018

I.W.Y.T.F.M.S.H.I.C.W.A

This abbreviation means "I Want You To Fuck Me So Hard I Can't Walk Anymore"

Example

Boy 1: Hey Jess, if you're a freak, then you know what I.W.Y.T.F.M.S.H.I.C.W.A
Jess: Yeah, I know what it means. I'm not that innocent. "I Want You To Fuck Me So Hard I Can't Walk Anymore"

by MonoKIT August 3, 2021