L.M.S.T.S.O.O.Y.D.U.Y.N.A.O.M.F

Lemme suck the soul out of your dick until you nut all over my face😫.

When u wanna be freaky in text “ L.M.S.T.S.O.O.Y.D.U.Y.N.A.O.M.F”

by anonymous March 1, 2021

P.I.M.A

Paid In My Absence. P.I.M.A happens to people who are bosses. Even in their absence from work he or she still gets paid.

I still got P.I.M.A even though I wasn’t at work.

by Goat4576 March 17, 2020

4 A.M. Miracle

An unexplainable and extraordinary even that happens around 4 a.m. where sleep deprivation erodes your internal censors and allows you to come out of yourself and create something amazing.

If it wasn't for that 4 A.M. miracle, I wouldn't have finished that paper in time for class.

by Alex LaFosta February 2, 2009

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

Yeaaahh, me to

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands Is one of the first sentence ideas that comes up when you search for i hate it when, in google

by Dragonhuntrrr March 5, 2021

i'm the g.o.a.t.

G.reatest
O.f
A.ll
T.ime

He's such a chump, i'm the g.o.a.t.
I'm the fucking G.O.A T., bro

by HalfJamaican May 26, 2016

T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch

Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B

by Yellow Hearts 223 January 15, 2020

M.A.T.H.S.

The acronym M.A.T.H.S. stands for Mathematical Anti-Telharsic Harfatum Septomin.

We use M.A.T.H.S. at almost every point of the day, whether we're working out how to thread our shoelaces, calculating the optimal moment on which to embark upon a conversation, or, if you can fly, planning your trajectory for the journey to work.

by green923jade May 1, 2017