rude lunch

The act of being inconsiderate to your coworkers with heating up leftovers (fish, broccoli, hard boiled eggs, etc.) in the shared office microwave.

Krystle: What is that smell?
Jen: Sorry, it's probably my bag of brussel sprouts.
Krystle: RUDE LUNCH!

by berrycherry2017 April 19, 2017

Long liquid lunch

The long liquid lunch was once a time honored tradition where white collar workers got together, usually on Friday, over lunch to network and discuss business matters. It was supposed to be a think tank of esoteric minds, but really everybody just got mindlessly tanked during the course of the afternoon and never made it back to work.

Bring back the long liquid lunch !

by Wardswords February 22, 2018

Lunchbag Letdown

A lunchbag letdown occurs when something you had been looking forward to turns out to be far worse than originally anticipated.

The term originates in the lunchroom (be it school or office or otherwise) where after a long hard day someone sits down with their lunchbag hoping for something tasty. Instead they find something unappetizing, whether it be the wrong lunch, it's moldy, it's cold, or any other multitude of problems.

After such a situation, it can be said that your lunchbag was indeed a let down.

Tom: I can't wait for lunch *pulls out lunchbag*

Jim: What do you got?

Tom: Aw man! Tunafish? I HATE Tunafish!

Jim: What a lunchbag letdown.

by Piemanthe3rd August 17, 2010

Lunchfest

Not to be confused with Brunch which is a more direct joining of breakfast and lunch.

"Lunchfest" is when you wake and bake and then are too lazy to make or go get breakfast, so you wait till like 1 or so, till the hunger builds and then you pig out stoner style.

Man, we been tokin since 9am, its time for Lunchfest!

by B-Wild May 23, 2010

Big Lurchin'

To consume ridiculous amounts of PCP, followed by a side of human flesh.

My bitch was stone cold trippin so I cracked her chest open and Big Lurched her ass!

by Lurch Victim June 30, 2003

Lunch Hands

The crust that remains of ya fingers after you chow down on some fire grub

*Harold eats a bag of flaming hot Cheetos*
Guy: damn girl yo hands red af!
Harold: I has been eatin the Cheetos. I got mad lunch hands

by Tsunami March 11, 2015

Cinnamon Toast Lunch

When you are too poor to eat out for lunch and you end up eating cereal because it is easier to make than Ramen.

"I wanted to go out and eat today, but I'm broke as hell right now. I guess I'll stay home and eat some Cinnamon Toast Lunch."

by An Angry Fedora July 9, 2017