Lumberjacking

When defacating, the act of cutting short your faeces before you are finished, usually due to interuption.

"dude, yesterday I was dropping a hot steamy log and just as I was getting to the thick of it the UPS guy arrived and I had to lumberjack it!"

"there's two hobos fighting outside?! I'll be right there! I'm lumberjacking it!"

by Guyxander August 19, 2009

Lumberjacking

When a guy (or girl) hooks up with another girl and swaps his dip in her mouth.

'You can keep some of that skoal, baby, cause we're Lumberjacking'

by H&H Bagels April 21, 2009

lumberjacking

Having sex with your aunt while she is dressed as a lumberjack

I started lumberjacking my Aunt Mildred from the age of 16. It's probably when my problems started

by KMCno9 November 3, 2008

lumberjacking

When a prostitute jacks a John (customer) for his money and valuables while the John is naked with a full erection (wood).

Those HOs were lumberjacking every drunk College student at Spring Break.

by Money Mark April 28, 2007

Lumberjacking

Launching your snot out of one nostril while pressing shut the other nostril with your pointer finger. "Typically" performed outside and aimed towards the ground!

After I was lumberjacking near the sideline, my nose was clear enough to breath again. So then I returned to the hockey game.

by cheetofrito April 2, 2009

Lumberjacking

the process of jerking off with both your left and right hands.

Your regular guy; "Man last night I was masturbating!"
A cool cat; "Oh yea? Last night I was Lumberjacking and I've never felt so ambidextrous!"

by Mr. Butts April 21, 2008

Lumberjacking

Waking up early enough for breakfast
Preferrably after listening to the morning edition of boner jams

Ahh shit i want to go lumberjacking it tomorow, but im pretty sure i will be hungover in the morning

by spencer james March 12, 2008