Lums

Boring.

Psm's lums.

by Modge June 22, 2003

lum

The patch of skin halfway between your chin and the bottom of your neck. Near the Adam's Apple. It is very stretchy, and is used for any of the following reasons;
1. Slapped to releive stress
2. Bit to show affection
3. Tugged lightly or pulled to show comradery
4. Licked to show your daring
5. Punched to seriously injure an enemy
6. Pinched to say "Stop!"
7. Tickled to awaken a sleeping giant
8. Pull with two hands to represent spirituality

"Papa Smurf will you lick my lum? Lick that lum, it's a salty lum."
"Hey, I dare you to lick that guys lum."
"I just...ARRGHHH I JUST GOTTA SLAP YER LUM!!"
"Honey, can we bite lums?"
"DIE FOUL CREATURE!" *punches lum*
"Hey, lay off, or I'll pinch your lum"

by Obby December 08, 2005

lum

I thought this word meant the smooth lump that a Ken doll has in the place of his genitals.

"suck my lum!"

"My ex boyfriend is hung like a Ken doll. Yeah, that's right. It was practically a lum."

by Ben Olson March 06, 2007

lum

A small, sad lump.
(Just remove the 'p')

"What a pathetic little lump that is."
"No, that's a lum."

by Smocko October 28, 2004

herd of lums

A bunch of lazy motherfuckers sitting around bumping dickheads!

There's a herd of lums in that shop

by Tim the Teamster April 01, 2018

LUM

Acronym for the phrase, "Love U Man".
Often used in Instant Messaging, emails, in casual conversation, LUM has been adopted by many as a more comfortable way of closing a conversation.

"Ok then, catch you tonight at the court"
"Yup"
"LUM"
"LU2M"

by Trapper January 07, 2005

Ngai Lum

A boy who eats bananas and likes the floor yellow

Wow,such a ngai lum

by Helloitsbob May 27, 2019