Chronic Lagging Syndrome

Most commonly refers to a person who is completely incapable of being ready to leave on time, or being anywhere on time. Can also be failure to go home once decided to leave, sticking around another hour or so after having said bye to everyone, having less than half an exam done with 5 minutes to go, anything of the like...

"Fuck's sake Jess hurry up, we're fuckin late as all shit!"
...turns to mate also waiting "My bad bro she has fuckin chronic lagging syndrome..."
..mate replies "Badly, no-one lags like her man!"

by RO89 October 3, 2011

Lagging

When you are too slow to walk with other people.

Bob: you guys are walking to fast for me... let me catch up with you
Jim: haha bob's lagging

by shcruzplezzz December 30, 2011

lagging my tits off

When your computer is going at a snails pace, possibly the slowest it has ever ran in its life. This can happen a few times a day and is highly annoying.

Christ! I'm lagging my tits off!

by Thorntor September 28, 2014

Lagging

Perfect example is modern warfare on console when it’s a high kill game...

Enemy’s-“ bro this pussyfooted is lagging so bad bout to fu k his face up with a snipe”

by Pheynjck March 28, 2020

lagging station

a prison for anyone doing over three years - an old term from the British Midlands.

he'll settle down once he gets to his lagging station.

by thecleaner November 4, 2020

LaggingRoller

A sleep deprived, homeschooled, lazy little shit. Although he is very hot, he is sexist because he is unable to talk to girls. #ISTP

*Person 1's phone buzzes*
LaggingRoller: iS tHaT a vIbRaToR????

by CapATW November 13, 2021

Lagging

Means When Somebody has Low Internet and they move Like They are Facing Something that already happened and dies , or an idiot who eats pancakes while he lags at his FPS shooter game

My Girlfriend is Lagging in The CPU

by Hardrum March 29, 2022