LQTM

"laughing quietly to myself"
because not everyone "laughs out loud" when they see that stuff online... the probably laugh silently to themselves so their neighbors don't think they're crazy.

sn1: it got so heavy that my shorts fell off
sn2: LQTM!

by palindromium July 1, 2008

lqtm

lqtm = laugh, or laughing quietly to myself. This is used in place of "lol" when your not actually laughing out loud.

(All on the internet)
Guy 1: Hey dude, why did the chicken cross the road?
Guy 2: I dunno, why?
Guy 1: To get to the other side!
Guy 2: lqtm.

by RiceLlamas January 18, 2010

lqtm

laugh quietly to myself.

a way to say what you are really doing because you are never really laughing out loud.

person 1 : i just got dumped
person 2 : lqtm
person 1 : not funny!
person : yeah it is.

by cory the builderz May 21, 2010

lqtm

Laughing quietly to myself

Oh my gosh ! Lqtm .

by Yuppppppppppppppppps June 29, 2010

LQTM

v. laughing quietly to myself.

if the statement wasn't that funny, instead of saying lol, you say lqtm

Dude 1: Bro, i totally screwed danny's mom last night.
Dude 2: lqtm..

by chucknorrispwnsn00bz January 2, 2009

LQTM

Laughing Quietly To Myself. Usually used in a text.

After farting in church the congregation looked around as i was LQTM .

by Dewbeewah October 4, 2010

LQTM

Laughing. Quietly. To. Myself.

A subtitute for LOL (it makes more sense)

'Jess fell down the stairs,'
'LQTM she is such a cluts!'
'i know!'

by Rockin' LIL J March 19, 2009