LQTM 

"laughing quietly to myself"
because not everyone "laughs out loud" when they see that stuff online... the probably laugh silently to themselves so their neighbors don't think they're crazy.

sn1: it got so heavy that my shorts fell off
sn2: LQTM!

LQTM by palindromium July 1, 2008

lqtm 

lqtm = laugh, or laughing quietly to myself. This is used in place of "lol" when your not actually laughing out loud.

(All on the internet)
Guy 1: Hey dude, why did the chicken cross the road?
Guy 2: I dunno, why?
Guy 1: To get to the other side!
Guy 2: lqtm.

lqtm by RiceLlamas January 18, 2010

lqtm 

laugh quietly to myself.

a way to say what you are really doing because you are never really laughing out loud.

person 1 : i just got dumped
person 2 : lqtm
person 1 : not funny!
person : yeah it is.

lqtm by cory the builderz May 21, 2010

lqtm 

Laughing quietly to myself

Oh my gosh ! Lqtm .

lqtm by Yuppppppppppppppppps June 29, 2010

LQTM 

v. laughing quietly to myself.

if the statement wasn't that funny, instead of saying lol, you say lqtm

Dude 1: Bro, i totally screwed danny's mom last night.
Dude 2: lqtm..

LQTM by chucknorrispwnsn00bz January 2, 2009

LQTM 

Laughing Quietly To Myself. Usually used in a text.

After farting in church the congregation looked around as i was LQTM .

LQTM by Dewbeewah October 4, 2010

LQTM  

Laughing. Quietly. To. Myself.

A subtitute for LOL (it makes more sense)

'Jess fell down the stairs,'
'LQTM she is such a cluts!'
'i know!'

LQTM by Rockin' LIL J March 19, 2009