lizzard man

The Way You Feel Before Coming. It is also often used When You feel Turned On By Bald Men with tatoos on their heads.

Yeah, I wanna come, whooooo im the lizzard man, lets do the matrix.

by Oli Sykes May 1, 2008

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loozard

When someone has a weird body set temperature plus they're geeky about it like wearing fanny packs with panchos rolled up in them in case it rains in New Mexico or being deathly afraid of not having a gallon of smart water and small satchel of smelling salts in case it gets over 69 degrees fahrenheit.

Me: Can we just turn the notch up on the heater to like a kinkier better warmer average temperature above this current 68 so we don't have to heat bricks by the fire and put them in our mocassins and roll in whale blubber to stay alive in our own home?
Mom: No
Me: Loozard...
Mom: Don't say that. That's mean. WWJD lol

by catzilla 69 February 20, 2009

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Lozzard • lizzard • Lezzard • lizzard back • Lizzard Balls • lizzarddead • lizzard king • lizzard man • Lizzardnall • Lizzard Sniffer

lizzard back

The seam along the backside/bottom of one's scrotem.

That sloot licked me from my butthole to the dick end of my blizzard back.

by Lt Humperstuck December 8, 2015

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Lizzard Balls

When one uses a vasectomy appointment as an excuse to get out of obligations multiple times in a short period. They seem to keep growing back, similar to a lizard re-growing extremities.

He must have Lizzard Balls, this is his third vasectomy in two months.

by deaddeadsjjjdfu May 19, 2019

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