cooch loofah

In the same genre as "douche bag." To be used to describe anyone who, figuratively or literally, rubs your bits the wrong way.

Celeste: "Eddie came home drunk again and couldn't perform. What a cooch loofah."

by sauceb0x August 6, 2011

Spiky loofah

A much more appropriate name for an Echidna

uneducated person: "wow, look at this adorable echidna!"
me: "you mean a Spiky loofah."
uneducated person: "um wtf you crackhead"

by WeirdoCrackhead November 9, 2019

On Loofah

To put something on loofah means no room for getting out of it, more powerful then "on god" and cannot be spoken onto someone else, you have to be fully certain when using it
(Not luffa, loofa)

Situation 1-
Dillon: Bro I love eating In n out
Gavin: Put that on loofah
Dillon: on loofah

Situation 2-
Gavin: on loofah it's gonna rain tomorrow
Dillon: you can't say that because it might not rain

by TheOneOfTruth May 3, 2023

Prison Loofah

The act of soaping up another inmates beard. Then using said inmates beard like a loofah.

After Tyrone soaped up the inmates beard. Tyrone had the inmate rub up and down his back with his prison loofah.

by Terry slammedyourmomma June 30, 2024

loofa

Our favourite disposable whore, loves golden showers and being below men! How many kinks does loofa have? idk i lost count a long time ago, the blocklist is getting longer and i lose a bit of my will to live when she speaks. but we all love her really!

"Hey dude i need a piss"
"loofas over there"

by BonnibelleBons February 19, 2022

loozah fayce

A person who is a loser, and has a face. Generally this person just fails at life and will never be sucessful because he/she is a loser with an ugly face.

Person One: Sorry I'm late.
Person Two: Looooozah fayyycce.
Person One: No you idiot, it's loser face.
Person Twp: LIES it's looozah fayce you loozah fayce.

by Alamasouras May 4, 2007

Loofabic

A party, rave, or other such gathering, where various prescription drugs and/or household inhalants are heavily consumed.

"Jimmy was really fucked up at that loofabic last night. He consumed various prescription drugs and/or household inhalants, such as valium, cough medicine, and Elmer's!"

by Haysia March 28, 2009