LONK

The word that tiny brain thinks is a word but Chiken doesn't.

tb: LONKKKK
c: that ain't a word.

by stali May 16, 2022

lonk

when you mean to type "link" but instead, you type "lonk"

Where'd the lonk for the zoom call?

by kglonk1234 July 10, 2020

Lonk

login link

heres the lonk

by Azraelz August 3, 2021

Lonk

Derived From "Longth"

Lonk is the name for your penis regardless of it's size.

She's gonna get the full Lonk mate.

Hey baby you think you can fit this lonk in your mouth?

by Longth November 28, 2018

LONK

LINKS COUSIN FROM PENNSYLVANIA U IDOT! ( Hero of pennslyvania )

LONKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

by LoNk! April 8, 2021

Lonk

Also known as "The Hero of Pennsylvania". Lonk is one of the many incarnations of Link. Cannonically speaking, lonk is the strongest and most powerful Link just by his ability to kill enemies with only throwing them off camera. The rest of his powers are a mistery, but it is said that he even hid the triforce inside a chest offscreen so ganon would die if he tried to get it.

"Lonk is the most powerful Link"

-Shigeru Miyamoto

by Heroofpennsylvania July 27, 2019

Lonk

Term for a wrong or not working nternet link. Used in place of, "sorry, wrong link."

Oops, lonk, try this link instead.
"Click here to register," said Dan. "Lonk," replied Erica. "Sorry, here's the updated link."

by OnlyWonderwall August 12, 2023