LONK

The word that tiny brain thinks is a word but Chiken doesn't.

tb: LONKKKK
c: that ain't a word.

by stali May 16, 2022

Lonk

A variation of link, more commonly known as "lonk from Pennsylvania"

Person 1 "hi I'm lonk from Pennsylvania

by Sucmyass June 16, 2022

Lonk

Someone who you know feels the exact same way about you and wouldnt ever change up on you

amelia: you’re my lonk.
daisy: i know because youre my lonk too

by amelia reverie February 22, 2023

Lonk

Term for a wrong or not working nternet link. Used in place of, "sorry, wrong link."

Oops, lonk, try this link instead.
"Click here to register," said Dan. "Lonk," replied Erica. "Sorry, here's the updated link."

by OnlyWonderwall August 12, 2023

lonk-doodle

a fat,lazy, or inactive person.

look at that lonk-doodle sitting on the couch eating chips

by mistasmith April 17, 2010

Lonk Bonk

The sexiest and funniest person in all of the land. Lonk specialises in Mario Kart, and other popular franchises.

“Lonk Bonk is so hot!”

“Lonk Bonk is super hilarious and cool.”

by Lonk Bonk April 18, 2022

Taylor Lonk

A male with lushous locks, a sexy beast, who knows how to party in his pants with a lot of girls. All girls want him and need him.

I wish I was Taylor Lonk!
Look at that Taylor Lonk!
Best Taylor Lonk ever!
That girl needs a Taylor Lonk by her side!

by crazzybob198 December 7, 2010