longback

1. A term used to describe women who lack a definable posterior.
1a. A girl/woman with noassatall syndrome.
1b. The opposite of bootilicious.
1c. Lacking in the booty department. A person devoid of a sufficient amount of jelly in the booty, giving the appearance of their back extending further than it really does. Hence, longback.

I've seen black girls, latin girls, and even white girls that got that booty. But asian girls? They're mostly longbacks.

Ray: "Damn...I need some ass tonight!...let's see...
Mike: "Hey what about that one over there? *points to some 45 yr old woman*
Ray: "Ew what? She's not even a MILF. You tryna sabotage me?? She's a longback for christ sake!"

by Anubikai April 1, 2006

longhair

A metal dude.

Wow. There sure are a bunch of longhairs here tonight.

by rosestar August 31, 2010

longanimity

A propensity to patiently tolerate something unpleasant.

It took longanimity to overcome his insomnia.

by LiteraryGeek December 15, 2008

longkatuts

maid; yaya; house helper

Filipino slang way of saying "katulong" meaning maid.

dodong: hey dude! our new longkatuts is a hottie!

by flipsidelady26 September 4, 2009

longmang

someone who always takes ages to do anything.

the ruin-er of plans.

Rob, stop being a longmang! you're already 40 minutes late!

by jus jammin April 9, 2010

Danish Longballs

The condition when your balls are so sweaty they no longer stick to your leg, but instead hang below your thighs. Your underpants have to exceed 37º Centigrade

Wow Im so hot today, when I sat down for a poop I forgot I had the Danish Longballs! damn nut sack was in the water!

by Bear Monkey June 2, 2011

longhair

A pre- 1950's term, referring to a man who enjoys or plays classical music. Typically these men had longish hair, longer than the clean-cut men of that era.

Look Doris, that cellist is such a longhair. He is a swell fellow, I'd like to have him over for dinner.

by victortree April 16, 2006