Londonize

Transforming any object or living being into something involving the use of weed.

1. Man, I just londonized that Coke can !
2. Fuuuuuck I am londonizeeeeeeed...
3. Londonize your life !

by Bretto Boy May 5, 2006

Londoner

A person with a genuine birth certificate that states the named person was born in the City of London Maternity Hospital. (Unfortunately, shortly after I was born, it was closed down - can't think why...)

The hospital closed in the late 1950's, so unless you were a home birth within the City of London, after that date, YOU ARE NOT A LONDONER. Westminster is merely a London Borough, not London. London is The Square Mile.

"Where were you born?"
"Fleet Street, East Side of the Griffin. I'm a Londoner, I live in Middle Temple."
"I'm from Hackney."
"Ah, a cockney."

by The Cloak Lady July 17, 2014

Londoneress

Word made by cain and chloe with the meaning of a female person living in London
Male word: londoner

I would be a proud londoneress.

by Cain1400 March 31, 2019

landonese disease

when your dad reads out taco bell sauce packet names in rapid succession so you think your a mixed white and hispanic child from his hispanic balls even though you are white as goddamn fuck

Landon: OH MY GOD DUDE I THINK IM SPANISH MY DAD JUST SPOKE SPANISH I GOT LANDONESE DISEASE :(((((((((((((((
JOHNOOOOOO: NO DUDE YOURE LITERALLY WHITE HOME SLICE

by BLURPYDURRNURRRF December 10, 2022

londons a simp

londons a simp is a term you use for someone who is simping so hard for someone and watching them flirt makes you want to throw up

londons a simp that’s what you are don’t deny it

by Theplastics July 29, 2020

londoned

to be stabbed by a londoner

Drake: did you hear? Jake got londoned in an alleyway!
Jake: Yeah its sad.

by egg_fucker June 12, 2022

Londoner

Demonym;

a bastard.

Billy: oh, have you met Henry yet?
Dave: i have yeah. He's a Londoner isn't he? Complete bastard he was.

by Kpmanc123 October 10, 2022