Me Lon cat

The smartest creature in the universe that always looks concerned for your well-being. She learns vast amounts of knowledge through her mentors: Willy, Tuni, and Kibben. She is in her youth at the moment, placing her in the smolest form of her life cycle. Through her life, she will transition from a micro Boin to a massive cabt with virtually unlimited power. She is the guardian of our known universe, and resides with her family, Lexi and the stuffed animals. Every day she undergoes a rigorous task devised by her masters, given to her in the knowledge tree. She is constantly expanding her combat abilities, as well as her intellectual experience. Within our lifetime, she will conquer earth, where everyone will bow and worship to her awesomeness.

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my God, is that ME LON CAT

by Bsjd I. June 18, 2021

Boob-lon-tondra

To have messed up or made a mistake.

Andy: Crap, I boob-lon-tondred again!

Jack: Where'd you boob-lon-tondra now?

Andy: I boob-lon-tondred with this pipe bomb. We'll be dead within a matter of seconds.

Jack: That's one hell of a boob-lon-tondra.

by Chenandler Bong October 21, 2007

chu tieu xam lon qua

when you see a vietnamese say this, that mean they don't quite understand what youre saying

don't say anymore chu tieu xam lon qua

by hoag n1m March 10, 2022

me lon

The state vegetable of Oklahoma and also the most delicious, juiciest, most scrumptious fruit known to humanity. Popularly enjoyed by cats, monkeys, and gamer girls alike. Simple to eat due to a naturally occurring rind that can be used as a handle if cut properly.

saeren: today i ate some me lon
zaeki: me too! *sends me lon gif*

by youremomhahagotem May 21, 2021

Luhhh lon

A person who can care less about anyone and how you feel

You heard of luhhh lon
“ Yea he the Nigga that don’t care about anyone or how they feel”

by Luhh lon December 31, 2021

Boob-lon-tondra

The intentional or inadvertant use of a phrase that has multiple meanings, one of more or which is related to boobs or breasts.

Lady in checkout line: "Dang, that sale on Spaghetti-os was too good to pass up!"

Bag-boy: "those are really big cans... Of spaghetti-os I meant. Can I carry them out to your car for you?"

she replies "Was that a boob-lon-tondra?"

by rocketcitymama July 31, 2011

Xing da lon

Xing da lon means, I love you. But I am alone... Fuck.

Yo, girl... Xing da lon.....

by Diogo the nice one April 24, 2021