Lolophobia

Fear of loling, thinking about loling, or being around people who are loling (lulzers), it is very contagious

Kevin:Dude did u see what he just did!!!! LOL!!!

Shevin: AHHHH I GOTTA GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

Shay: Man, he has massive lolophobia, i hope its not contagious

by LOLMANIA October 16, 2008

loliphobe

A person with negative attidude and feelings towards Loli characters(Lolitas) and their fanbase.

Friend: "Did you see new episode of Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid?"
Me: "No, I despise lolies."
Friend: "Wow, you're such a loliphobe!"

by MrSebo67 October 26, 2020

Logiphobe

A person with an extreme and irrational aversion to logical statements and general common sense.

Person 1:Excuse me sir, do you have the time?
Person 2 with beard and horn-rimmed glasses: Did you just assume my gender?!

Person 1: Are you...not a man?
Person 2 with beard and horn-rimmed glasses: BIGOT!
Person 1 thinking: That poor student is a Logiphobe.

by Seanzy Fonzerelli 33 December 1, 2016

Syrian Loophole Theory

As being gay is illegal in Syria, by saying the phrase 'no homo' it makes gay sex perfectly fine. Thus allowing the homies to have a bonding session without punishment

Chris: "Hey Darren, the cops are here. What do we do?"
Darren: "Don't worry Chris, just say no homo which will allow us to keep commiting the big gay sex due to the Syrian Loophole Theory"

by IFatalRaiderI December 30, 2020

Haliburton Loophole

A sexual position where one man stands shoulder widtch part and receives a hand job from a person situated on their knees behind the recipient staring directly into their ass. Known for having the worst name of all sexual acts.

I accidentally farted last night while getting a Haliburton Loophole and my girlfriend dumped me.

by Giiiiizmo July 6, 2010

Poop hole Loophole

A sexual activity engaged in when conservative girls want to remain virgins so they only have anal coitus.

"That slut Stacey sits in church like a virgin on a log!", Amy says angrily. Laura responds..."...well, technically she's a virgin...Amy nods head, knowingly..."The Poop hole loophole", they say in unison.

by laurajade March 18, 2015

loophole

bypassing the bullshit

"No we don't have to wait in line....we know the guy at the gate! Loophole!!!"

by butterflyprincess26 January 23, 2015