Lolomancy

When the reason behind your laughter is a mystery...

This may lead to the conception of Lolomancy being another school in magic that deals with everything lol and rofl.
Basically, granting its practitioners, the Lolomancers, a huge arsenal of spells from roflblasting a person to conjuring lolocausts, lollercoasters or entities like lollerfish, lollypants, roflcoptermobile, roflsaurus, roflberry pwncakes, ...

Gentleman: Excuse me, sir! If I may ask the time?

*Lolomancer casts lollylopzkizmal*

Gentleman: LMAOROTFLBTCSTCNDBFOOTWIFOAGWLLBGWTHROOTSAIAKBAYBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

Another Gentleman: Watch out, honey! This must be Lolomancy!

Honey: ...

Another Gentleman: Oh, right. Honeys don't talk.

by basione February 2, 2010

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loldongs

loldongs is a word that means ur a fucking spastic cunt that still uses loic in 2017. haha m8

that fucking retard from hf uses loic what a loldongs

by Biglongdickjohn July 2, 2016

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loldom • Loldemort • lolsome • lolbomb • loldogs • lolomgwtfbbq • Lolomon • Lodom • Lodomar • lolcoma

Loldog X Ashley

a cutie couple ogtmmf

Ash fuck me (loldog x ashley)

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lolomgwtf

Can be split into three, simple occurrences.

1. "lol" indicates the person is in a state of humour.
2. "omg" indicates the person is in a state of shock.
3. "wtf" indicates the person is in a state of anger.

When combined, the person first experiences a state of humour, realizes something is wrong in the shock phase, then enters a state of anger.

Jane: Screw you Jack! I'm getting a divorce!
Jack (watching a comedy show): LOLOMGWTF

by Lawleroflcopterskates! October 23, 2008

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LOLDOLW

When something is that funny, but old internet abbreviations such as "LOL" or "ROFL" just don't cover it.

Stands for: "Laughing out loud dancing on lols wondering"

It does not get old yet.

Richard: My fucking cat just ran up the roof, did a backflip whilst jumping off and landed inside the rubbish bin but managed to tip it over and make a hole in the bottom of it and set it on fire whilst being completely unharmed!
Thomas: LOLDOLW

by Tomzors. April 16, 2010

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