Lois

A container of rotten pickles that delivers a pungent scent capable of causing seizures to a person that inhales the odor.

Jenny had to be hospitalized after inhaling a jar of Lois

by BunnySwan February 25, 2010

Lois

A name people (particularly gingers) obsess over rather irritatingly in the process of adolescence

Omg. Lois.

by Koreangal October 22, 2011

Lois

Lois is a bright girl.she is very smart and somewhat of a bookworm. She is never negative and is always great to joke around with. A Lois will work really hard ,but doesn't give a damn about what anyone else thinks about her.

Who's that confident girl?
Probably a lois

by Spreadingselflove May 8, 2019

Lois

A psycho bitch who isn't okay with her sexuality and decides she can only handle a relationship that's at least 1000 miles away so she doesn't actually deal with it. She would rather give empty lies and promises then to face her actions like talking to two people at once.

I was about to date this girl from Liverpool but found out her name was Lois so decided against it.

by nuturbitch March 23, 2019

Lois

A girl who makes animal noises and is a kinky lesbian

Guy: did you here from Lois last night
Girl: yeah she was making animal sounds.ds

by Uwiuuui July 9, 2019

Lois

A chunk of burnt mayonnaise

You got a Lois?
Yup
Sorry bro

by Melonpost September 16, 2018

Lois

A really annoying girl who is very violent and will try to stab everything she see's.

Hey Lois!

by Lois povey February 24, 2019