Dildo Logic

The idea that anything can be applied to an alternative purpose, given enough effort. Generally used in the format of "Any ___ can be a ___ if you try hard enough."

Anything can be a dildo if you try hard enough; dildo logic, my dude.
OR
Anything can be a fidget spinner if you try hard enough.

by retardrun69 June 13, 2017

Duck Dynasty Logic

Saying any offensive thing you want and justifying it with religious beliefs/right to free speech. Popularized by Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty for his anti-gay comments during and interview in GQ magazine.

Comparing homosexuality to bestiality and passing it off as religious beliefs. Duck Dynasty Logic.
'I think homosexuality is a step away from bestiality.'

'What the hell dude?'

'Don't get offended by my opinion I have a right to free speech and freedom of religious expression. Duck Dynasty Logic.'

by Nale Dixon December 22, 2013

Drunk-logic

The cognitive process an extremely enebriated individual uses when they:
(1) chose to do something very strange or stupid.
(2) pass words of wisdom or ideas to those around them that really aren't wise or interesting and most of the time, don't even make sense at all.

I'm waiting in line at a bar with my boyfriend, and another couple. I know the bar and bouncers so they allowed us to wait in the VIP line. My boyfriend's friend, who is btw already completely hammered, turns around to a random guy behind him and says with eyes fully bulged and drool dripping from his mouth:

"I'm wayyy knarlier than you bro". For no reason, and was laughing hysterically... In a really creepy not funny way, I thought there was going to be a fight... But...
The bouncer sees this other VIP (who he knows) is being harassed by someone I was vouching for, and announced that I could come in but the guy we brought couldn't enter the bar. So we left because his mind told him to announce his "knarliness" in a state of drunk-logic to a stranger who really just looked extremely confused.

by LalenaBella September 7, 2013

De.Evolved.Logic

leet players who own all and arent nobodies ggkthx.

by .fear.Rainmaker March 10, 2003

Democrat Logic

A meaningless term invented by barely-literate Republicans.
What you're probably looking for is "Democratic Logic", i.e. the idea that we should base our government policies on actual numbers and evidence as opposed to ancient myths and superstitions(stem cells have souls), not to mention false stereotypes (the idea that all people on welfare want to be there and are lazy, yes even the children).

"Democrat Logic" exists only among republicans who believe in the existence of the "Democrat Party".

by Submitters of Words July 7, 2011

dirty logic

making a decision based on lurid ideas.

We're rooting for that team because they have hotter cheerleaders. Now that's dirty logic.

by Reno McStevens August 3, 2012

Dope Logic

Dope Logic is the combination of logically thinking, planning, and making the right moves to reach success and live a dope lifestyle. The term was coined by DopeLogic Records, a hip hop record label based out of Dayton, OH.

Jamie - "Who was that one artist that opened for Wiz Khalifa? He had the crowd going insane"

Chris - "You mean the Dope Logic guy?"

by K-Camo August 28, 2016