The measuring device for the number of "lol" used in a convo. Measured in "lpc", "lol per convo", or can be measured by sentence, which would be "lps", or "lol per sentence".
Kirsten: LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!
Amber: WHOA! Like, my Lolometer says that you're using 5 lps.
Kirsten: HAHA! LIKE, LOL!
Amber: You're averaging about 6 lpc.
Kirsten! LOL!
Amber: Like, that makes 7 lpc!
Amber: WHOA! Like, my Lolometer says that you're using 5 lps.
Kirsten: HAHA! LIKE, LOL!
Amber: You're averaging about 6 lpc.
Kirsten! LOL!
Amber: Like, that makes 7 lpc!
by Vincent Floyd September 23, 2008
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can do literally nothing wrong. he's perfect. impossible to have any flaws.
everybody loves billy loomis<3
can do literally nothing wrong. he's perfect. impossible to have any flaws.
everybody loves billy loomis<3
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1. A native of Loompaland, usually tending towards attributes of small size, an orange commplexion, and green hair; the first recorded information of them comes to us from Roahld Dahl, the author of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
2. Someone who has one, or all, of these attributes; used usually as an insult or in a derogatory manner.
2. Someone who has one, or all, of these attributes; used usually as an insult or in a derogatory manner.
by Ren May 6, 2004
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"I think that's the Illuminati symbol."
"Shh, don't say that, say Loominarty or else they will find you and wipe your existence from the internet"
(Silence)
"Oh god no plz come back to me"
"Shh, don't say that, say Loominarty or else they will find you and wipe your existence from the internet"
(Silence)
"Oh god no plz come back to me"
by airaze :3 November 10, 2014
Get the loominarty mug.A fat, short, sorry excuse for a female with a fat face and spaced out eyes that likes to talk shit about people to feel better about her physical and cognitive shortcomings. These individuals have greasy hair, no life, and flabby breasts, and cow tits, if any at all. Fat rolls are a common feature to look for when Oompa Loompa disorder is suspected.
The spaced out eye phenomena is typically due to cranio-facial abnormalities that arise because of incest acts between Oompa Loompas.
Individuals with Oompa Loompa disorder insist that the love where their life is headed when in reality their destiny is to work at the Willy Wonka factory down in Cuba.
The spaced out eye phenomena is typically due to cranio-facial abnormalities that arise because of incest acts between Oompa Loompas.
Individuals with Oompa Loompa disorder insist that the love where their life is headed when in reality their destiny is to work at the Willy Wonka factory down in Cuba.
Oompa Loompa Disorder:
non-existent IQ score
"Like OHH MMM GEEE, like she's like so jealous of me like I go to school and like I'm so better that her..... like...."
" Like I go to college....like..."
"like.... I have a car.... like... to drive my fat ass to like the store.... like...uhhh"
Physical markers: spaced out eyes, fat noses, a whole lotta muffin top action, flappy non-symmetrical gorilla tits, fat rolls hanging off ass, a six pack of grease on back, foul odor when within a 50 foot radius, and stretch marks everywhere
non-existent IQ score
"Like OHH MMM GEEE, like she's like so jealous of me like I go to school and like I'm so better that her..... like...."
" Like I go to college....like..."
"like.... I have a car.... like... to drive my fat ass to like the store.... like...uhhh"
Physical markers: spaced out eyes, fat noses, a whole lotta muffin top action, flappy non-symmetrical gorilla tits, fat rolls hanging off ass, a six pack of grease on back, foul odor when within a 50 foot radius, and stretch marks everywhere
by BlueDevil777 December 2, 2010
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Combines 4 famous 3 letter abreviations.
Laugh out loud, oh my god, what the fuck, barbeque.
Combines 4 famous 3 letter abreviations.
Laugh out loud, oh my god, what the fuck, barbeque.
by Jon Comulada June 11, 2007
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by LugD'sNutz June 13, 2011
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