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Lobbes

Lobbes is a good-looking guy, really handsome. Lobbes is the Dutch version of George Clooney
WOW.. he's such a Lobbes!
by Kalloudy January 8, 2017
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lolsesh

When something is so funny amongst a group of friends it becomes a joint session of laughing out loud
Person 1 - Man that was sooo funny I’m gonna lol until I pee

Person 2- This was such a lolsesh!!
by Geri Boo November 16, 2020
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labia lobes

When an obvious lesbian has extended ear lobes that look like over used pussy lips.
Man that chick must be a lezbo magnet. She has some serious labia lobes!
by Jynx Baalverzi February 1, 2015
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Lol "Lot's of Losses"

Stands for "Lot's of losses". It is the ultimate "L". Used when you can't come back from a situation.

Examples include: bringing warm beer to a tailgate, acting like a clown in public, messing up big time, or , the ultimate version of being roasted and toasted in a situation.
- I forgot to bring my wallet and my date had to pay for our meal.
- Go ahead and take a Lol "Lot's of losses"

-I forgot we had our final exam today
- Go ahead and take a Lol "Lot of losses"
by dollahbillphil September 30, 2019
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stretched lobes

Another reason to kill a random stranger - his or her desire to turn himself into a pseudo-African tribesman.
Dude, the tunneler would be cute except for those earlobes you cold jam a baseball through. Oh, and her 67 tatoos and 14 other piercings. I wonder if she works at (insert loser job here).
by John Heinz Kerry April 19, 2005
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wins losses ties

a.k.a. "ratio"

The ratio used to describe how many women a gentleman has poked in the butt, cooch, and both, respectively.
Pat: Damn, dude. Your ratio is beginning to dwindle because you keep fucking these chicks straight up. What's your wins losses ties at now?

Brendan: 1:3:4

Pat: Now we've gotta hire three chicks before your wedding for anal only just to get you back up to an even level!
by jose punk January 17, 2008
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probe lobes

"The art of digging in ones ears with a finger to find something either gross, sticky, waxy or just weird...better than looking for a q-tip"

"A person able to find a q-tip, knowingly NOT supposed to stick it in ear lobes, only to dig, get wax, dig deeper and extract blood."

"To probe lobes is a a good way of doing a self exam, but bad form in front of others, somewhat like picking your nose."
"Dude, I keep on having ringing in my ears, I mean I do it, I q-tip: probe lobes and still can't stop the ringing, I think I'm making it worse."

"MAYBE U HAVE TINNITUS AND SHOULD SEE A DOCTOR, TRYING TO A Q TIP TO PROBE LOBES IS DANGEROUS, I SAW IT ON A COMMERCIAL."

"Could be, but I'll go in, some intern will do a onceover, probe lobes, and have a virtual light show in my ear with that spectrum, yo, what's up with that?
by writah' May 17, 2008
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