Lobe

This isn't a misspelling of the word "love".
The word "lobe" proves somebody's smortness, u baguette

Sherlock: How would you describe yourself?
Sherlock's Son: LOBE

Lobe by Mlepclaynos October 12, 2020

Lobe

Adj. used to describe something gross in nature. Nasty af

If you don’t wear deodorant, you’re hella lobe.

Lobe by Dkdefines November 7, 2020

Lobe

The word love but used with a cutie accent.
Only used by Isaac.

Flopcent: “Lobe is MY word.”
WSaac: “STFU i literally invented it.”

Lobe by soobinlush August 16, 2022

Lobe

A horrible slur you should never say to me

Me randomly: do you lobe me?
My boyfriend: yes I lobe you
Me: GASP how could you say that to me?!
Him confused: what?

Me: that's slur you can't say that to mee
Him: I JUST ASSUMED IT WAS A FUNNY WAY OF SAYING LOVE WDM ITS A SLUR
me: why would you just assume that?!
Him: is it actually a slur?
Me: YES SEARCH IT ON URBAN DIC

Lobe by Tristin's♡ March 1, 2025

Lobe

A clever pun and slang term combining "lube" and "love." It describes the state of being completely obsessed with using lubricant, specifically to the point of isolation due to excessive jacking off. When someone is completely ghosting their friends because they're too busy with their bottle of lubricant or pretty much just a serial jerker, they are said to be "in lobe."

"Person 1: Josh hasnt contacted us since like a week earlier, is it because of his new girlfriend or something?

Person 2: nah hes falling in lobe."

Lobe by Lanister Canister June 26, 2026

Lobe Job 

Yet another wonderful form of getting off without actually stickin your basilisk in her chamber of secrets. Most Lobe Jobs are performed on very scene bitches, and now guys! who have progressed from being just "emo" to "br00tal"

You stick yer dick in their fashionably worthless stretched ear lobe. Don't forget to lube that lobe, and for fun, jazz your finished product in their ear.

Jordan: dude... you know chelsea grin?
Me: yeah.. that retarded scene bitch?
Jordan: haha right... well last night i gave her a lobe job she'll never forget
Me: NICE! put that scene bitch in her place!

Lobe Job by umbels February 8, 2010

lobe sex 

When one individual proceeds to rub his cock on another females ear-lobes and then ejaculates all over them, into the ear canal.

"Dude last night I totally had lobe sex with your mom. I ass fucked her in your bed and stuck my cock in her ear and came all inside of it. She wasn't able to hear anything!"

lobe sex by Mike Hunt 17354 June 16, 2008