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Lobe

This isn't a misspelling of the word "love".
The word "lobe" proves somebody's smortness, u baguette
Sherlock: How would you describe yourself?
Sherlock's Son: LOBE
by Mlepclaynos October 12, 2020
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Lobe

Adj. used to describe something gross in nature. Nasty af
If you don’t wear deodorant, you’re hella lobe.
by Dkdefines November 7, 2020
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Lobe

The word love but used with a cutie accent.
Only used by Isaac.
Flopcent: “Lobe is MY word.”
WSaac: “STFU i literally invented it.”
by soobinlush August 16, 2022
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Lobe

A horrible slur you should never say to me
Me randomly: do you lobe me?
My boyfriend: yes I lobe you
Me: GASP how could you say that to me?!
Him confused: what?

Me: that's slur you can't say that to mee
Him: I JUST ASSUMED IT WAS A FUNNY WAY OF SAYING LOVE WDM ITS A SLUR
me: why would you just assume that?!
Him: is it actually a slur?
Me: YES SEARCH IT ON URBAN DIC
by Tristin's♡ March 1, 2025
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Lobe Job

Yet another wonderful form of getting off without actually stickin your basilisk in her chamber of secrets. Most Lobe Jobs are performed on very scene bitches, and now guys! who have progressed from being just "emo" to "br00tal"

You stick yer dick in their fashionably worthless stretched ear lobe. Don't forget to lube that lobe, and for fun, jazz your finished product in their ear.
Jordan: dude... you know chelsea grin?
Me: yeah.. that retarded scene bitch?
Jordan: haha right... well last night i gave her a lobe job she'll never forget
Me: NICE! put that scene bitch in her place!
by umbels February 8, 2010
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lobe sex

When one individual proceeds to rub his cock on another females ear-lobes and then ejaculates all over them, into the ear canal.
"Dude last night I totally had lobe sex with your mom. I ass fucked her in your bed and stuck my cock in her ear and came all inside of it. She wasn't able to hear anything!"
by Mike Hunt 17354 June 16, 2008
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lobe-mail

Messages or images sent via brainwaves. "Psychic" massages, or mail; Telepathy; any messages received from another's brain, either extracted by or sent by a person possessing "Psychic" mental abilities.

-Phrase coined by Jameson Ian McGuire.
Person 1: "I was thinking today, 'god I hope he calls', but you didn't." *sadly*

Person 2: "Well sorry I didn't check my lobe-mail." *sarcastically*
by Jameson McGuire December 27, 2008
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