Lituationship

Relationship based on mutual respect, trust, partying together. Usually people in a lituationship are found to be goofing off together all the time, making each other laugh at all times.

This is just a lituationship.

Girl you got yourself a lituationship.

by KimgPriest September 9, 2018

Lotusing

The moment when you are manoeuvring a precise, beautifully balanced low weight car around a twisty canyon road in a manner that results in ecstatic pleasure.

"Now we are really lotusing..the dance, the back and forth, where you can shift the weight around super, super precisely and balance the left vs. the right and the front vs. the rear with your feet." (Matt Farah). "

by bivvy August 7, 2019

Ben Linus

Ben Linus is a character from the hit TV series LOST. He is a killer and a manipulator. Ben uses a lot of sarcasm and has a dry sense of humor. Ben might have a reason for his behaviour, but now he just gives off a bad impression.
Yet, he has some sort of charm inside of him. You either love him A LOT and hate doing it, or hate him A LOT and love doing it.
Below are some quotes from the show LOST.

Jack Shephard: How can you read?
Ben Linus: My mother taught me. I can read, Jack, because it beats what you're doing.
Jack Shephard: What's that?
Ben Linus: Waiting for something to happen.

John Locke: Where did you get electricity?
Ben Linus: We have two giant hamsters running in a massive wheel in our secret underground lair.
John Locke: Yeah, very funny.

John Locke: You just killed everybody on that boat.
Ben Linus: So?

Locke: You and your people have been here for God knows how long and you got caught in a net...
Ben Linus: God doesn't know.
Locke: Excuse me?
Ben Linus: God doesn't know how long we've been here, John. He can't see this island any better than the rest of the world can.


Ben Linus: Are you looking for your pills Jack? I flushed them down the toilet.
Jack Shephard: Thank you. I was just going to do that myself.
Ben Linus: Yeah, I figured you were.

by [Beatrice] April 4, 2009

Primary Lotus

When you're 69'ing a girl and about to bring her to orgasm, wrap your arms around her tightly, open the eight gates, yell "This is my ninja way!" and spin as quickly as you can off of the bed and slam her head into the ground.

"Yo, how was the sex last night?"
"She was being annoying, so I used the primary lotus on her."
"Damn, Guy sensei would be proud."

by weebdefinitions November 27, 2018

LINUS MULLARKEY

The description of a fake reason or excuse you used when you have decided it is past time to leave your boring/stupid/slutty/braindead date.

Once she moaned i love you, i pulled a linus mullarkey with the quickness.

or

Once the booze wore off, i had to pull a linus mullarkey and get the fuck out of dodge

or

Once my friends started in on me about the linus mullarkey i pulled with lucy last friday, i decided to pull a linus mullarkey and sneak out the back door

by MJKK March 25, 2007

lotus notes

Software that clearly was written by "Learn Java in 24 Hours" graduates. Causes your computer to slow dramatically and makes email collaboration a terrible experience.

Executives chose Lotus Notes because it is clearly better than Outlook.

by LotusBlows February 7, 2005

Linus Torvalds

Torvalds wrote the original Linux kernel. Basically, the creator of Linux itself.

Linus is God

by analog November 15, 2003