clap lottery

Sleeping with someone who you suspect may have an STD due to their lifestyle (i.e. having a bucket load of sexual partners) but you're drunk or desperate enough to play the odds.

Example:

- "Bagged Jade last night"
- "You played the clap lottery with that one I can tell you!"

by The Spike February 26, 2007

Litter Digger

an animal that decides to dig it face through a litter box and or feces of another animal resulting in the litter digger eating the unmentionables

my dogs a "litter digger", i tried to explain where it comes from, but he don't care

by chris loshark May 7, 2008

Lottery Ticket Asshole

Lottery Ticket Asshole holds up the entire line at the convenience store, deciding what scratch-off lottery ticket they will waste their unemployment benefits on. They are convinced that their odds of winning improve, depending on what the scratch-off ticket looks like. Therefore they spend an incredible amount of time debating the issue, pissing off everyone else waiting in line. Sometimes, Lottery Ticket Asshole will even park their fat ass in front of the line, and scratch off the very ticket which they just purchased. God forbid you find yourself waiting behind the occasional Lottery Ticket / Cigarette Asshole combination personality. You will be waiting in line forever. Sometimes, Lottery Ticket Asshole will leave the store and climb into their Mustang, hence creating the possibility of the dreaded and oh-too-common Lottery Ticket Asshole / Cigarette Asshole / Mustang Asshole combination.

I got caught beinhd Lottery Ticket Asshole today while getting gas and a soda on my way to work. I ended up having to use a sick day because I was 6 hours late.

by mad genius December 5, 2010

Clitty-litter

Residual toliet paper around Clitoris.

When I was performing cunnilingus, I found pink toliet paper aka Clitty-litter.

by Dr. Clit September 22, 2009

litterin'

to have done something good, to have responded in a clever fashion, to congradulate oneself or some one else, to state that one has done something well

Bitch, I litterin'!

by Stephanie Carroll May 19, 2004

litteth

The word LITTETH is another way to say litty, which means lit, which means poppin' which means turned up .

This weekend was LITTETH . 'Twas LITTETH dude.

by Barnacle May 2, 2017

Lottery

False hope; a tease; an "easy way out" that can never be obtained.

Billy spent $100 on lottery tickets and didn't even win that much back.

by Matt..... August 23, 2008