Líle

Líle is, in so many words, the perfect person. This isn't to say she doesn't have flaws, it's to say that her flaws are part of what makes her who she is. Everyone who has Líle in their life is happier because of it, and even though she'll deny it, she's incredibly sweet, genuine, funny and thoughtful. It's hard to explain just how quickly and deeply you'll love her, and the hard part of it is, she won't even know just how much that love is. She loves cuddles, soft music, blankets, watching movies together, and deep conversations about philosophical and niche topics. She'll make you feel safe, secure and you can tell her anything. She's unbelievably beautiful in every meaning of the word, and hearing her talk is a sound you'll never get tired of. Seeing her smile and hugging her is coming home out of the rain to a warm blanket and a cozy fire. When you find a Líle in your life, you'd better hope to anything and everything that you never lose her, because it's safe to say she's the best thing that'll ever happen to you.

"oh my god, i love Líle so fucking much, it's honestly kind of unfair that anyone's this goddamn amazing"

by Motivational Lizard November 30, 2020

LilNasaOuu

LilNasaOuu is an music artist and TikToker, well-known for his TikTok breakup content. Has a big fan base pulling over 31 Million views. funny, quirky, entertaining live streams.

Did you watch LilNasaOuu Tiktok today?
Did you listen to LilNasaOuu new song?

by LORD KAII September 10, 2021

Chester road license

Chester road license - A term used by rural nova scotians, particularly in the valley region, to describe a fictional type of drivers license used by motor vehicle owners or operators who do not own a valid drivers license of any kind or currently have the license suspended and may or may not be intoxicated at the time of operation.

The term is believed to have originated in the late 1990's after an increase of traffic offenses occurring on the section of highway 14 connecting Windsor, Hants County, and Chester, Lunenburg County.

Chester road license

- "I have the right to travel sir, this is my automobile. This is not a motor vehicle, its private property."

- "Tow the car. I don't give a fuck. You can't take my Chester road license."

- "Yeah just let me get the stereo, and I'll grab the battery right quick too for the next one. Alright thanks guys see you next time."

- "Everyone has a Chester rd. License. Its part of who you are, its in your soul and I don't care how much you have to drink You can't suspend a mans soul."

by toyota hants co. January 16, 2013

bareback license

Medical certificate indicating freedom from STD.

Got the tests done today and should have my bareback license in about a week.

by James Randall June 29, 2007

Off-License

A place (in the UK) where you can purchase alcoholic beverages for consumption "off the premises". As opposed to a Pub, Inn or Bar, which holds a license to sell alcohol for consumption on the premises. Often referred to as "the off'y" Many Pubs or Inns also sell alcohol for consumption off the premises too, but charge what they would have charged if it was sold piecemeal over the bar. (Then it would be called pricey or dear.

I'm off to the off-license (or off'y) to get a bottle of Grouse, you want bitches want summut? (apply English Accent)

by Mr Modus February 21, 2012

lijenčina

Means slacker/lazy person in Croatian.

Oliver: "Oi Liam, did you finish your assignment?
Liam: No, couldn't be fucked.
Oliver: You're a fucking lijenčina!

by F0R7N1T3N0SC0P3R June 27, 2018

Alonso your license

The act of choosing to consume alcoholic beverages and drive in wet conditions thereby murdering an innocent girl, paying her family off, and forfeiting your license

"Danny you've had too much to drink, give me your keys before you Alonso your license"

by COYS1882 October 29, 2018