A small town in Central Pennsylvania. Known for it's segregation of middle to upper class white people in the southern suburbs and lower class white/hispanics in the downtown to northern parts of the city. The area is strained by relations between hispanics who moved here from more liberal fast-paced urban areas and older white folks who have lived here for generations and have a slower more conservative way of life. The town itself is very economically depressed with a mainly blue collar temp agency-based work-force. There is an overwhelming consensus among young people that the town is desolate and has no hope for any future for those who want more out of life other than working at walmart, living in an ugly rowhome, and collecting welfare in order to afford to shop at walmart. Ironically, the vast majority of those same youth only have the initiative to leave Lebanon if they join the military or college. The remaining stay in town, live with their parents, or condemn themselves to a mediocre life angry at the world as if their problems are everyone else's fault but their own. It's an interesting place to be FROM but a horrible place to live unless you are absolutely desperate for a cheap cost of living.
Outsider: Where are you from?
Resident: Lebanon
Outsider: Umm isn't that where terrorists live?
Resident: No man, it's a shitty town in Pennsylvania
Example 2
OldResident: Hey where are you from?
NewResident: I'm from California. I just moved here.
OldResident: WHAT?????!!! Why the fuck would you move here? Are you crazy?!
Resident: Lebanon
Outsider: Umm isn't that where terrorists live?
Resident: No man, it's a shitty town in Pennsylvania
Example 2
OldResident: Hey where are you from?
NewResident: I'm from California. I just moved here.
OldResident: WHAT?????!!! Why the fuck would you move here? Are you crazy?!
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A tiny town in New London county. What it lacks in civilization and things like stop lights and pavement, it makes up for with cows, charm, and a few landmarks. The Town Green is big, green, central, and has some historic significance that I forget. There is also Lyman Memorial High School, known for having a large agricultural program and winning at soccer. The southern end of town is a mess; heaven help you if you get lost there.
You're from CT? What town?
- Lebanon, CT. Yes, I know you haven't heard of it. It exists, I promise.
- Lebanon, CT. Yes, I know you haven't heard of it. It exists, I promise.
by randomname199 December 15, 2008
Get the lebanon, ct mug.when the electricity suddenly goes out and there is a black out , or when the internet connection is so slow you feel like breaking your computer even though its not your computer with the issue .. its the shitty internet connection and shitty electricity.
Shadi: Fifa world cup is on its brazil vs. Argentina ! lets watch!
*electricity goes out*
shadi: damn .
ayman: Lebanon fail
i wanted to watch a video on the internet today but the internet connection was really slow
*electricity goes out*
shadi: damn .
ayman: Lebanon fail
i wanted to watch a video on the internet today but the internet connection was really slow
by CANADA_EH June 14, 2010
Get the lebanon fail mug.A Small-Medium suburb in Pittsburgh, commonly known to have many spoiled/preppy kids. Some kids are quite isolated but some also are some of the most knowledgable kids you will find in a high school. Refered to as the "Bubble", or "Lebo". Also, many kids like to think they are knowledgeable and are going to "break the bubble" but are actually showing what people mean when they call it the bubble.
Overall, Mt. Lebanon is a fine place to grow up if you have the right friends/parents but some kids could defintaly mature.
by lordbirdy January 24, 2007
Get the Mt. Lebanon mug.A place, located in the middle of a corn field, in a town no one cares about. A place where you have to get up a 5:00 just to catch the bus. A place where not only are you the least priority to the school board, but also require those who have to walk to school to do so in -5 degrees. Don't talk to anyone here. The parties are so bad you'd be better off sticking your head in a meat tenderizer. They always are trying to "stop bullying", but if you report an incident they will simply write you a pass to see the school counselor. This place is full of depressed, desperate southern wannabes who cut themselves for attention. There are no clubs for you here. If you are any race besides white, be get ready for the 90% of students there to destroy your will to live with racism. Kids here also think holocaust jokes are "funny". If you do manage to meet a nice person, pictures of you and said person will become Instagram fodder. Just give it 5 minutes. Oh, yeah, don't join a club due to peer pressure. Because you know they lay that on you heavily. Next time you can, get flight lessons from the ONLY pilot in town at his hangar a few miles from the school. I recommend you fly far away the minute you enter that crop duster.
Person 1: I hate my school.
Person 2: Lebanon High School is currently hosting a year-round "scared straight" program.
Person 2: Lebanon High School is currently hosting a year-round "scared straight" program.
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That college that people go to, but no one really knows where it is.
People only drink in their rooms on weeknights, and everywhere else on the weekends. Pubic safety "patrols" the streets, and by patrolling we mean only giving out parking tickets.
Known for it's music programs, the music students live in Blair, and only come out to look down on those who are not music majors.
Football team sucks, but they think they're the shit.
Hockey team sucks, and only consists of players who were born before 1983, most of who are super, super, super (you get the idea) seniors
Has shitty student bands, which is surprising because it is a music school.
Located next to a Wal-Mart...enough said.
Notable personalities include Sun-burnt Barbie, Horny Democrat, and Paterno's Reject.
That college that people go to, but no one really knows where it is.
People only drink in their rooms on weeknights, and everywhere else on the weekends. Pubic safety "patrols" the streets, and by patrolling we mean only giving out parking tickets.
Known for it's music programs, the music students live in Blair, and only come out to look down on those who are not music majors.
Football team sucks, but they think they're the shit.
Hockey team sucks, and only consists of players who were born before 1983, most of who are super, super, super (you get the idea) seniors
Has shitty student bands, which is surprising because it is a music school.
Located next to a Wal-Mart...enough said.
Notable personalities include Sun-burnt Barbie, Horny Democrat, and Paterno's Reject.
A: Yeah I go to Lebanon Valley College.
B: Where's that?
A: Eh...don't worry about it.
B: Do you have any good bands?
A: We have bands that think they are cool...like "Two Meanings".
B: Where's that?
A: Eh...don't worry about it.
B: Do you have any good bands?
A: We have bands that think they are cool...like "Two Meanings".
by DeadZone February 11, 2009
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