Lauryn

Lauryn is someone who is completely different from what she seems. She may seem mean or careless, but she has problems just like you, and is actually a genuinely kind person.
Lauryns are sarcastic, but are hilarious. They aren't the nicest people, but they aren't cruel, and if you die, then Lauryn will go over the top to plan your funeral.
Lauryns don't really have any focus on boys, but if he's especially cute, she will go head over heals for him.
Spend a lot of time with your Lauryn. She is an important key to your life.

"Lauryn made fun of me today."

"Don't worry. She didn't mean any harm."

by yellowspottedlizards May 14, 2018

Lauryn

You don't know her real inner self until you befriend her. Outside she's quiet, shy and kind. But when you get to know her, she's a really sassy bitch who doesn't care about anything in the world except for when her friends get picked on. If you're friends with her, you better keep her as there's only one of a kind! He's also really talented. She's smart, good at dancing and singing, sporty and much more.

Lastly, she's SO HOT. She makes heads turn wherever she goes, and she looks good in anything. Although she has millions of boys after her, she will always stay loyal to her bf

Whoa, Lauryn sure is one sassy bitch.

I'm glad to have her as a friend, she really stands up or me no matter what!
Whoa Lauryn's so hot.

by ImJaeBum January 12, 2017

Lauryn

An amazing inspiring young women of God<3 She has the biggest heart of anyone you will ever met. Usually a runner. Shes beautiful inside and out. One of the most intelligent people you will ever met. Shes plain out amazing

My new friends such a Lauryn:)

by Jesuslover567 November 19, 2011

lauryn hill

wicked singer with sultry kick ass vocals. was in a good band called "the fugees"

check one of my favourite songs "lauryn hill-just like water"

by Settit June 24, 2006

Denis Leary

A poor mans Bill Hicks.

Bill = "We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums."
Denis = "We live in a country where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest, Yoko Ono is stood right next to him, not one bullet. Explain that to me?"

by Goatboy April 26, 2004

Lewry

to make an excuse for playing bad in a video game, typically when a shotgun does no damage.

dude 1: "nooooo my shotgun did no damageeeee"
dude 2: "sounds like you're lewry bro"

by alex hits women May 14, 2020

Dirty Lauryn

When you go down on a man, and he finishes in the back of your throat, but you don’t stop sucking.

I was over at her house, and she pulled a dirty Lauryn, and it drove me up a wall

by Gregacious August 22, 2019