Crinkly Lettuce

An old lady's outer labia. An old woman's cunt.

Dave: She's a bit old for you isn't she.
Jim: That's alright, I like a bit of Crinkly Lettuce.

by Maomaor January 6, 2012

forest lettuce

hip slang term for pot/weed

trent: ey yo, you got that good forest lettuce?
renesmee: yeah dude, you want some?

by need a nap July 2, 2020

chest lettuce

The little bit of fuzz that pokes up through the unbuttoned collar of a hairy man's shirt. A vegetarian synonym for taco meat.

Bill is showing some serious chest lettuce in that cheesy disco shirt.

by DC Chupacabra September 22, 2009

shakin' my lettuce

1. When one shakes their lettuce in a container in order to mix it in with the dressing.

2. Some random response to the question, "What are you doing?" usually meaning you're doing something unusual.

Dude, what the hell are you doing?
I'm shakin' my lettuce!

by pathfin9 January 30, 2009

Bacon Lettuce

A code-word for BL (boy's love, or yaoi). In this case, it means boy on boy sex in manga/anime/fanfiction.
Also two of three ingredients in a BLT sandwitch.

I read some extremely smutty bacon lettuce yesterday.

Let me share this Shizaya bacon lettuce with you.

Mom: What is BL?
Me: ...bacon lettuce.

by Arrachne July 27, 2015

lettuceface

When a guy has a really great body but a really not great face. you'd love to have his body but you can definitely lettuce face go.
The healthier but equally unattractive option to the butterface.

"That guy at the beach had a slammin body but... dayyyum his face ruined it!"
"yeah he's got a nice body but I'd lettuceface go"

by locone August 19, 2009

Lettuce Sandwich

Another name for a blunt (weed)

Pass me that Lettuce Sandwich

by Your_Pseudonym1337 February 7, 2018