Text-lashing

A series of at least three consecutive, uninterrupted texts in which the sender scolds the recipient. Modern day equivalent of a tongue-lashing.

While Randy set down his smart phone for a few minutes to attend to something, his girlfriend used her smart phone to unleash a severe text-lashing over something he had done.

by RMWRan September 16, 2012

anus lashing

The act of repeatedly whipping your partner (preferably with a pig whip) in the anus,until their anus represents a bloodied flower (rose bud)

Wow! Billy reallly did a grrat job giving me an anus lashing last night. Gee whiz!

by nickyboytoy September 19, 2016

Taint Lashing

When your master is half mad and half horny he be whippin' on your taint.

Mistress Maybeline brought me to the brink and then decided she wanted a sandwich, so I gave her the taint lashing of her life.

by The Conjurer July 1, 2019

lashing rain

Most common name particularly in Ireland, for intense rain. ‘Lashing’ is also often used by itself. Informal but not disrespectful, and used and understood by almost everyone in the country.

“There’ll be lashing rain this weekend”
“Ugh, it’s lashing out again”

by leahhk22 May 21, 2021

Lashing

To slap someone about the head with your cock. The lashings can be divided amongst a group of males to evenly distribute the lashings to the recipient. They should be delivered to the side of the face.

I can't believe she did that, wow, that bitch deserves like 90 lashings.

90 lashings, that's like 30 each.

by lashmaster September 6, 2009

penis lashing

chopping off someones penis.

Josh was trying to get in Kenya's pants so Jenna started penis lashing Josh.

by Jenna [MF] Lane June 30, 2008

Thumb-Lashing

To Tell Off - Via Text!

"I went out for a drink with the lads last night, told the Mrs i'd only be an hour.. Boy did she give me a good thumb-lashing"

by DanielleHodge April 1, 2009