Leonardo

Leonardo is an alpha male and has a enormous cock, this guy is super sexy and gets all the bitches

Guy 1: Oh shit here comes Leonardo
Guy 2: Fuck he boutta steal my hoe!

by Leon3180 November 22, 2021

Leonardo

An annoying little piece of shit that refuses to go down the pan after the main dreadnought has sunk.

Named after the little actor who annoyingly floated around, refusing to die quickly at the end of Titanic.

Wendy, my god, you've left a leonardo in trap 1. JRs up there now with a plunger but still hasn't managed to sink it.

by Bumlog Millionaire August 4, 2010

Leonardo

A Faggot waist time and energy annoying ass cracker he is hated by everyone he isn't good at basketball or any sport most likely to be picked last if you know anyone named Leonardo I feel sorry for you

Leonardo is a premature faggot

by Leonardo B October 2, 2017

Leonardo

Steaming piece of shit coasting through the sewage of life.

Boy 1:Man, you are being such a Leonardo right now
Boy 2:Thanks I suppose

by I'm a fungi!! March 19, 2018

Leonardo

Leonardo Is a boy how is just such. Failure it hurts to see.

"Aw man dude I'm such a Leonardo, I ain't getting anywhere in life"

"Dude you're such a Leonardo I don't want to be your friend anymore"

by claudewind October 25, 2018

Leonardo

Is someone who can't spell properly and has a confidence of a lion if it is about spellings. But otherwise he is a nice and charming guy.

Someone: How do you say "he comes to you" in swiss german?
Leonardo: er chummt

Actually it would be <er chunnt>...

by Crazychecker March 5, 2020

Leonardo

A really nice friend but also kinda gay, he is also a major superfuckboi

Leonardo is the gayest person ever- Jaymes

by leonardo iis gay April 30, 2019