Not a BMW, or a lemur. The Beemer Lemur is a unperformed sexual act. It is an act that replicas fisting into a hardcore stimulation for strong woman.
The way The Beemer Lemur is performed
1) the guy takes off his partner's panties
2)he gapes his partner's vagina
3)he attempts to stick his head into the vagina
4)you don't touch yourself, only the partner takes the pleasure.
The way The Beemer Lemur is performed
1) the guy takes off his partner's panties
2)he gapes his partner's vagina
3)he attempts to stick his head into the vagina
4)you don't touch yourself, only the partner takes the pleasure.
by boybetterknowsee3owu November 19, 2019
A: "I remember when Callum drank monster energy drinks all day and watched Formula 1."
B: "Yeah he always loved Lewis Hamilton; now he's just a massive furry because of the lemur effect."
B: "Yeah he always loved Lewis Hamilton; now he's just a massive furry because of the lemur effect."
by MASMRANKRA June 10, 2019
The end of humanity for ever and the beginning of a new society, a “lemuristic” society.
The video below was taken after the Lemurs conquered the Goats. Are humans next?
The video below was taken after the Lemurs conquered the Goats. Are humans next?
Little kid: How do you think the world will end?
Scientist: The world will end after the Lemur Apocalypse begins. Watch your back!
Scientist: The world will end after the Lemur Apocalypse begins. Watch your back!
by Mormon Nathan February 28, 2020
by OneHappyLemur July 19, 2010
Much like the anthropoid primate, this party-goer spends a majority of their time off the ground and dancing on tables, chairs and sturdy ottomans. They are generally accompanied by loud music, fellow lemurs, and worried looks from the apartment owners.
by highonpez May 02, 2011
by Brett favresdadsmom July 03, 2009
by thebomb1617 December 10, 2008