Guy 1: Dam I'm thirsty, I'd die for a drink.
Guy 2: Have some of my Lift.
Guy 1: SHIEEET SON THAT'S LEMONY FRESH!
Guy 2: Thanks dad.
Guy 2: Have some of my Lift.
Guy 1: SHIEEET SON THAT'S LEMONY FRESH!
Guy 2: Thanks dad.
by Earl of Lemongrab June 26, 2014

an alcoholic drink made of 1/2 shot of lemon juice, and 1 shot of vodka. created by Ben Roese while at The Ohio University visiting his sister Hannah, and cousin Lizz.
by Ben Roese February 11, 2006

by DJ SARS January 10, 2004

by Cam and Liz February 23, 2009

Quite possibly the worst author around. His works are monotone, repetetive, simplistic, uninsightful, delibetately depressing, uneventful, and otherwise painful to read. Anybody who can honestly credit this man in any way has not read a good book...ever?
by SGMan April 08, 2007

An author on the run from just about everybody. Excellent author of the Series of Unfortunate Events books series. Also thought to be dead quite a while ago. Mourns over his dead love Beatrice.
by Chloe January 11, 2005

A person who pretends to have a family, but doesn't; who claims to have a job but doesn't; who claims to be nice, but isn't; who claims to have a life, but doesn't.lemony*snickert
All they have are witless quips and barbs at people they envy and snide, one line put-downs of anyone and everyone with more of a life than they have.
All they have are witless quips and barbs at people they envy and snide, one line put-downs of anyone and everyone with more of a life than they have.
by Reg Dwight September 07, 2003
